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IF NIGERIAN ARTISTS WERE STUDENTS
TERRY G – One hell of a noise maker and
beatboxer in the class.
.
KOREDE BELLO – One very childish but
handsome
kid that senior girls take as school son.
.
REEKADO BANKS – Joined the school and took
the
first position by surprise within some months.
.
OLAMIDE – Causes commotion in every end of
the
year party for not given the first position.
.
MAYORKUN – Took a test his first day in school
and had the highest score, now all eyes on him.
.
P-SQUARE – The twin brothers that are always
causing trouble in the class.
.
B-RED – Has all the textbooks in d world, has d
opportunity to see question papers before exams,
most comfortable boy in class, but still ends up
carrying last after term exams.
.
DAVIDO – Likes to brag about his father, flaunts
wealth & brings a bottle of whisky in the class
room everyday
.
PHENOM – Very obedient student but came to
school once & never showed up again.
.
YCEE – One of those thugs that sit in the back
inside class discussing which girl to toast next.
.
WIZKID – So obsessed to girls in the class,
almost
all girls are crushing on him.
.
VECTOR – Nobody understands him as he shows
up in school once in a month.
.
SKALES – Always wearing fancy clothes and
gold
accessories to school but wouldn’t be able to
afford snacks during break.
.
MI – The genius that’s always excelling in
english
subjects, he motivates people to pass.
.
DON JAZZY – Oldest in the class, loves food a
lot,
always shouting he is a boss and a hell of a
bully.
.
ICE PRINCE – Performs averagely in class, but
bags awards for the school.
.
KCEE – Likes to draw nonsense on the
chalkboard.
.
TIWA SAVAGE – Bad LovePeddler and twerks in
front of the class even though she has a
boyfriend
in the other class.
.
TEKNO – One cheese boy that girls fall for.
Always
busy with his dancing crew and never comes for
classes.
.
PATORANKING – One hell of a stoner and
caught
almost everyday smoking weed inside school
farm.
.
YEMI ALADE – Yellow bone queen that is always
looking for boys.
.
SIMI – One freaky dirty girl with the torn clothes,
but has a sharp mouth.
.
REMINISCE – One of the most wanted gangstars
in the class. Always talking about broken bottles
but never broke one.
.
VIKTOH – Just one chronic failer, so dumb gets
zero in every exam.
.
BANKY W – Teaches other students, but hardly
passes examinations.
.
SHAYDEE – Nobody notices him in class even
though he moves with the biggest and most
brilliant boys.
.
KISS DANIEL – That very cool, calm and very
brilliant guy in the class.
.
FLAVOUR – The loner, goes alone to d sports
field
everyday with guitar to sing loudly to himself.
.
CHINKO – Just one disturbed noisemaker but
always passing exams without reading.
.
IYANYA – Likes to take his shirt off and shows
his
chest to impress girls.
.
EVA – D babe dat always hv a knife in her
schoolbag, no girl messes with her.
.
TIMAYA – Always got hiccups and lazy to speak.
.
LIL KESH – He is brilliant, hardworking but very
vulgar and hell of a late comer.
.
D’BANJ – Doesn’t listen to the teacher, feels he
knows it all & never bring books to class.
.
9ICE – One hardcore Yoruba boy, a big dreamer
and likes to fantasize, wants to join school
politics
and becomes senior prefect boy is school 1.
.
DIJA – one spoilt brat, small girl & always rude
to
her seniors, very disrespectful.
.
ADEKUNLE GOLD – The shy and quiet guy, has a
crush on a girl but can’t speak to her.
.
PHYNO – Noise maker and impossible to be
heard
when talking
.
YUNG6IX – Likes to hide other students study
books, very unserious and unstable, but has
better grades than the serious ones.
.
2FACE : The teacher that impregnated most of
all
d students……