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Nigerian Hell? Just Laugh It Off! by Nezan(m): 12:07pm On Oct 23, 2009
Here’s something to help you have a good
> laugh,
>
>
> A man died & goes to hell. There he finds that
> there is a different hell for each country and decides
> he'll pick the least painful to spend his
> eternity.
>
> He goes to the German hell & asks, "What do
> they do here?" He is told "first they put you in
> an electric
> chair for an
> hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another
> hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the
> rest of the day. The man does not like the sound of that at
> all so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell
> as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers
> that they are all similar to the German
> hell.
>
> Then he comes to the Nigerian hell and finds that
> there is a long queue of people waiting to get in, Amazed,
> he asks, "What do they do here?" He is told
> "first they put
> you in an electric chair for an hour, and then they lay
> you on a bed of nails for another hour. The Nigerian devil
> comes in & whips you for the rest of the
> day."
>
> But that is exactly the same as all the other h ells,
> why are there so many people waiting to get in?" asks
> the man, A concerned fellow calls him aside and said,
>
> "Because there is never any electricity so
> the electric chair doesn't work.
>
> The nails were paid for but were never supplied by
> the contractor, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on, And
> the Nigerian devil used to be a civil servant,
>
> so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for
> other business!!"
>
> , , IT PAYS TO BE A
> NIGERIAN
Re: Nigerian Hell? Just Laugh It Off! by jagunlabi(m): 1:26pm On Oct 23, 2009
Haha! cheesy Very funny.
Re: Nigerian Hell? Just Laugh It Off! by 190: 10:06pm On Oct 23, 2009
laff wan kill me oh~
Re: Nigerian Hell? Just Laugh It Off! by lawrence83: 8:02am On Oct 26, 2009
LMAO. nice one
Re: Nigerian Hell? Just Laugh It Off! by kodylicky(f): 10:09am On Oct 26, 2009
somthin gud abt nigeria lol cheesy
Re: Nigerian Hell? Just Laugh It Off! by jamace(m): 6:59pm On Jun 04, 2012
LWKMD grin Naija for show.

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