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Nigerian Hell? Just Laugh It Off! by Nezan(m): 12:07pm On Oct 23, 2009 |
Here’s something to help you have a good > laugh, > > > A man died & goes to hell. There he finds that > there is a different hell for each country and decides > he'll pick the least painful to spend his > eternity. > > He goes to the German hell & asks, "What do > they do here?" He is told "first they put you in > an electric > chair for an > hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another > hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the > rest of the day. The man does not like the sound of that at > all so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell > as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers > that they are all similar to the German > hell. > > Then he comes to the Nigerian hell and finds that > there is a long queue of people waiting to get in, Amazed, > he asks, "What do they do here?" He is told > "first they put > you in an electric chair for an hour, and then they lay > you on a bed of nails for another hour. The Nigerian devil > comes in & whips you for the rest of the > day." > > But that is exactly the same as all the other h ells, > why are there so many people waiting to get in?" asks > the man, A concerned fellow calls him aside and said, > > "Because there is never any electricity so > the electric chair doesn't work. > > The nails were paid for but were never supplied by > the contractor, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on, And > the Nigerian devil used to be a civil servant, > > so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for > other business!!" > > , , IT PAYS TO BE A > NIGERIAN |
Re: Nigerian Hell? Just Laugh It Off! by jagunlabi(m): 1:26pm On Oct 23, 2009 |
Haha! Very funny. |
Re: Nigerian Hell? Just Laugh It Off! by 190: 10:06pm On Oct 23, 2009 |
laff wan kill me oh~ |
Re: Nigerian Hell? Just Laugh It Off! by lawrence83: 8:02am On Oct 26, 2009 |
LMAO. nice one |
Re: Nigerian Hell? Just Laugh It Off! by kodylicky(f): 10:09am On Oct 26, 2009 |
somthin gud abt nigeria lol |
Re: Nigerian Hell? Just Laugh It Off! by jamace(m): 6:59pm On Jun 04, 2012 |
LWKMD Naija for show. |
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