Lemme write a short essay about my fears. but before then let me introduce myself.

I am a Nigerian but would have preferred being a Canadian or maybe Australian or Even Togolese sef, The problem of this country is just too enormous, From bad leaders, to bad roads, to poverty, to tribalism, to boko to militancy, in short, too many to list out.

I don't drink alcohol or beer, red wine does it for me, but the thing is pricey, compare to beer and the rest, i used to take palm wine but stopped, ordinary one glass cup makes me tipsy and gives me headache but hey, if you want to prepare Abacha and Palm wine for me go ahead oh and invite me over, taking it just once again won't be bad na.

I don't Smoke too, I love my lungs so much I can't trade it for JUST anything if you give me 2billion USD i fit no gree, but bring it first sha. why should I smoke? why should I use my money and buy something that will kill me? did i tell you i love Life?! Yes, i love this Life so much that I am currently searching for an elixir to immortality so i can stop worrying about worms and maggots feasting on my body when i go 6feets below *teardrops* Now let me tell you about my fears.
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I fear death: like i said earlier, if possible i want to live forever and not grow old, Nobody wants to die na. if i can't live forever let me not kuku grow tooo old before I die and goan rest, I have been around some old peeps and i doubt if old age is really a blessing oh, the Senility issue, poor eye sight, hearing loss among other issues gives me goosebumps, i won't lie those things are fearing me.
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I also fear snakes; especially that black mamba, everytime i try to read through it profile i stop half way, that thing is a hired killer. i cannot kill a snake for anyone oh, if you see one and don't want to run just tell me so i can run for you; ah, i cannot come and go and die oh, The only Good news i want to hear about Snakes is that they have gone extinct. i won't miss them.
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I fear Heights; maybe not much, depending on how you look at it, i am not a mountaineer so nothing can carry me to an extreme height, i can't stand at the edge of a dug pit or canal, i shiver looking down, not that i will die if i fall but i may break a bone, I don't like crutches.
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I fear Over speeding; well experience gave me this phobia, we had road accident due to over speeding but we all survived, driving on neck breaking speed on Nigeria Federal Road is the same a been tied to a stalk facing a firing squad, in other words, it is suicidal and an average Nigerian driver with less than two years driving experience will be forming vin diesel, Paul Walker and James Bond on the bad roads, if you want to kill yourself kuku goan drink poison and die jejely, don't take innocent souls with you.
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I fear Falling In Love; **Take a deep breath with me** hmmmmmmmmmmm. This one is strong "Eleyi gidigan" i wish i can have my way around love, like having a switch to control how i fall in love and when. Heart that its primary functions is to pump and Circulate to other body part of the body will just see a fine Girl and fall in love, maka why? who send am? Can't it just perform it duties professionally without any emotional attachment? the reason I give my Lung, Kidneys, and liver preferential treatment for their utmost professionalism, they don't have time for "boosit"

"Please, Heart for sale" any amount above 1Billion USD Lols.





Share your Fears and phobia here.
Rocktation , farano
Lalasticlala. Fynesboi,

My fear is fear of not waking up tomaro. That's why I keep vigils

So, this op must be a coded 'fine bara' to even think of being offered money that humongous for a draw of cigar. I lie?

Fear of the unknown...

Fear of death... I love my life sooooo damn much.. Can't afford to lose it juz bcoz of negligence of other stupid ppol who are juz careless...

TrapQueen77:
Fear of death... I love my life sooooo damn much.. Can't afford to lose it juz bcoz of negligence of other stupid ppol who are juz careless...

Nobody is getting out of here alive tho.

bitchcrafts:
Nobody is getting out of here alive tho.

Who knows.. Scientists myt discover new things tat ppol can live forever and death is juz an option..

TrapQueen77:




Who knows.. Scientists myt discover new things tat ppol can live forever and death is juz an option..

Wake up from yo daydream love .

Fear of the Unknown!

I wish I can see what the future holds for me
I fear heights too, can't live in a 3 storey building home lol

That's by the way tho, Happy Birthday Tornerdo

I wish u Love nd the source of elixir lol

AceKid:
Fear of the unknown...

Unknown?!!! Like; life after death?

sinaj:
Fear of the Unknown!

I wish I can see what the future holds for me
I fear heights too, can't live in a 3 storey building home lol

That's by the way tho, Happy Birthday Tornerdo

I wish u Love nd the source of elixir lol

I have a time machine, you want to follow me to see what the future holds? let's explore together,

Thanks, anti-spam bot was dealing with me that's why the reply is coming now.


If i find it would you like some? the Elixir?

So this thread is still like this? ?? cc Seun, Comman share your fears.