Emmysteve:
Even your English is wack. No offense.

Right?
Grammarian

UrennaNkoli:
Lol true tho. To get good work these days na connection o.

Yea..quite true..but sometimes they pick one or two persons with technical competence n qualification.. And then fill up 99% with the man-know-who candidates. I normally advise candidates to always put in their best at interviews-You might jst be that lucky 0.1% person with what they need but lacking a godfather.

just marking for future download

OK I'm not even ashamed

I know some cool well connected guys are here on NL

Forget about my political affiliations

I don't care if you support buhari or not

I'm looking at you sarrki hungerbad and modath


Let me all have your contacts pls
I'll be done with my service next year



Helep meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

OgidiOlu3:

You no know pass woman. Hian!

No vex baba... I know say u sef like woman

This one no get strong connection sef, those way get no dey go interview, it's just a call and dey will resume on Monday.

Lolz,i dey hail oo,bt did the man know that you weren't an electrician bt a computer Scientist?

prinsam30:
I once got a contract from a friend of my father to wire a 25 storey building as electrician Buh I was a computer scientist, I took the job, called some of my electrician friends and the job was done.


and at the end I was the boss, because any time there was a job like that they don't call my friends who are certified electrician Buh they halla on me.



bros na levels and correct packaging

Omo! no leg for people like me o. Omo! what is the way?

freemanbubble:
thats true. especially in Nigeria!
getting a job in 9ja depends on who you know.
remebered when i got a job at uniben.
my uncle who is not a uniben staff just called me one evening to ask if i would like to work at uniben. i said yes( for my mind i think say na joke but i just say yes incase for family meeting make he nor begin tell my daddy say me refuse he offer)
to my greatest surprise i received a call from one muslim woman that i should come for interview and i should say to them i was sent by ogas wife if they ask me. week later after interview i received a test saying you should come to senior staff registry to collect your appointment letter. o boy na so i begin start work o. do all my medical clearance.

Interesting. Job as a lecturer or what ?

tnature:
Unfortunately, landing a job isn't always about your qualifications or how well you do at the job interview. Comedy skit starring Segun Pryme and DJ Woske.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy1goIZMk-k

Interviewer: "We're looking for accountants"

Applicant: "I'm accountable, Sir"

That was priceless!

salis123:
the illiterate president has defeated Boko Haram, is wiping out corruption in our judiciary, no ghosts workers at federal level, the price of petroleum product is fix all the nation and he has prove 2 Nigerian that Stealing is now corruption

he is going after those who stand in his way.

Before Buhari became president, did we hear of fulani herdsmen in the south?

he got and as far as my state has had Boko haram insurgents as Fulani Herdsmen

tosyne2much:
Even to date some ladies, you need to know somebody that will connect you to her

what!

Welcome To Connection Nigeria

salis123:
the illiterate president has defeated Boko Haram, is wiping out corruption in our judiciary, no ghosts workers at federal level, the price of petroleum product is fix all the nation and he has prove 2 Nigerian that Stealing is now corruption

Corruption is stealing but not all stealing is corruption, it is as simple as that.
Examples:
A thief comes into your home and takes your diamond, that is stealing, only.
Part of the money meant for lagos is given to Tinubu, that is corruption and also stealing from the people.
People are arrested for corruption yet no conviction, it is corruption(yes, it is).
You park your car at ikeja mall and when you come back you don't find it, it is stealing not corruption.

midehi2:

what!

I wish knew somebody that knows you so that he can connect me to you and I will woo you

tosyne2much:
I wish knew somebody that knows you so that he can connect me to you and I will woo you

oya contact wristbangle

midehi2:

oya contact wristbangle

Egbon doesn't know how to woo

tosyne2much:
Egbon doesn't know how to woo

he is a first class wooer sef

I know a guy like that, he is called Muhammadu Buhari

He belongs in the "Kitchen" but he is president of Nigeria!

ifaith944:
Man know man arrangements... Hahaha

link to your nairaland testimony thread.
Any Nairalander who has done business with this guy before?

Wrong brother. In Nigeria, you don't have to start from the bottom. It's only in the military and paramilitary it's not possible, but every other organisation, public and private, it happens every day. Civil service, banks, manufacturing companies, you name it.

blackberlin:
Lol. . . nice. I found it funny in an extremely sarcastic and overplayed manner. I wanted to say: no matter the connection, you'd have to start from the bottom like everyone else even if you get the job... but then I remembered how Tompolo got the NIMASA contract just like that and I realized. . . it's actually possible in this naija.

salis123:
the illiterate president has defeated Boko Haram, is wiping out corruption in our judiciary, no ghosts workers at federal level, the price of petroleum product is fix all the nation and he has prove 2 Nigerian that Stealing is now corruption

you must be a mad man from the pit of hell.no offense

Spectre007:
Lolz,i dey hail oo,bt did the man know that you weren't an electrician bt a computer Scientist?

yeah of course, he knows, I had to tell him I read Elect-Elect too

freemanbubble:
thats true. especially in Nigeria!
getting a job in 9ja depends on who you know.
remebered when i got a job at uniben.
my uncle who is not a uniben staff just called me one evening to ask if i would like to work at uniben. i said yes( for my mind i think say na joke but i just say yes incase for family meeting make he nor begin tell my daddy say me refuse he offer)
to my greatest surprise i received a call from one muslim woman that i should come for interview and i should say to them i was sent by ogas wife if they ask me. week later after interview i received a test saying you should come to senior staff registry to collect your appointment letter. o boy na so i begin start work o. do all my medical clearance.

Please, help a soul too Sir. I reside in Benin.