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Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by RichieDaVinci01(m): 11:07am On Oct 26, 2016
Lemme Drop Mine

**What do you call Beef btw two prisoners Con-Beef cheesy cheesy

**When An insect commits suicide what do you call it
Insecticidecheesy cheesy

**How does The Mosquito browse The Web
On the Mosquito Net cheesy cheesy cheesy

**Selena Ate Hot Beans Today Surely.......Selena-Go-Mez





Leggo!!
Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by Nobody: 11:17am On Oct 26, 2016
What is the name of the king of kongo?

King Kong undecided

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Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by Justycxx(m): 11:21am On Oct 26, 2016
Two types of mum every man has: the one that breastfed him and the one breastfeeding him
Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by Sunexy(m): 11:25am On Oct 26, 2016
I was walking and i lost my money..i went to report to the police cus dey are our friend grin grin






















WTF was daht
undecided undecided

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Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by Synzu(m): 11:34am On Oct 26, 2016
What is Sinzu? undecided
Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by freesinzu(m): 11:43am On Oct 26, 2016
Synzu:
What is Sinzu? undecided

Ibere
Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by Nobody: 11:44am On Oct 26, 2016
grin




Lemme call Jarizod....



Bobooooo... Oya come down and drop ur air-dried jokes .. grin cheesy
Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by Synzu(m): 11:44am On Oct 26, 2016
freesinzu:


Ibere

grin
Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by RichieDaVinci01(m): 11:47am On Oct 26, 2016
KissChris:
What is the name of the king of kongo?

King Kong undecided
Drrrrrrrrrry!!!
Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by RichieDaVinci01(m): 11:48am On Oct 26, 2016
Another One
*** Me:Here's My New album Joe:Uh....Why is the CD Broken?? Me: Oh...It Broke when the Album dropped cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by Nobody: 11:53am On Oct 26, 2016
RichieDaVinci01:
Drrrrrrrrrry!!!
undecidedcheesy..... Ain't that the aim?
Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by OluwabuqqyYOLO(m): 11:55am On Oct 26, 2016
I'm preparing.

Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by Nobody: 11:56am On Oct 26, 2016
Kainji Dam is malfunctioning because of its age....... That's why they say it has a DamAge

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Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by Nobody: 11:58am On Oct 26, 2016
Yesterday, I was sober and I walked past a beer parlour
Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by Nobody: 12:02pm On Oct 26, 2016
Tupac is following Me on twitter, does that mean He's a ghost follower? undecided
Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by Nobody: 12:12pm On Oct 26, 2016
I have a bf but we only dm,

Now that we're ova is he my:

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Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by IlorinFirstSon(m): 12:14pm On Oct 26, 2016
Why did the chicken cross the road?







Because, there was chicken beauty pageant at McDonald's grin

Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by lhawarl1(m): 1:23pm On Oct 26, 2016
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by shumuel(m): 2:00pm On Oct 26, 2016
nubian999:
I have a bf but we only dm,
Now that we're ova is he my:


kikiki Lol grin hey you, never knew you gat jokes, very funny piece i must say
Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by shumuel(m): 2:06pm On Oct 26, 2016
Whats the most educated metal in the world ? A copper

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Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by Nobody: 2:21pm On Oct 26, 2016
shumuel:
Whats the most educated metal in the world ? A copper


Drrrry grin
Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by Nobody: 2:21pm On Oct 26, 2016
shumuel:


kikiki Lol grin hey you, never knew you gat jokes, very funny piece i must say

I plagiarised that grin
Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by QuietHammer(m): 2:34pm On Oct 26, 2016
My doctor gave me 2 years to live so I killed him. The judge gave me 30 undecided

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Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by shumuel(m): 2:42pm On Oct 26, 2016
nubian999:


Drrrry grin
Thats the big idea wink
nubian999:
I plagiarised that

kikiki Lol grin it was dope
Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by gentleagu(m): 2:53pm On Oct 26, 2016
RichieDaVinci01:
Another One

***
Me:Here's My New album
Joe:Uh....Why is the CD Broken??
Me: Oh...It Broke when the Album dropped cheesy cheesy cheesy

Fvck. undecided
Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by Nobody: 4:11pm On Oct 26, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin




Lemme call Ja.rizod....



Bobooooo... Oya come down and drop ur air-dried jokes .. grin cheesy
what is the name of the king of Kongo -King Kong cheesy

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Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by sweerychick(f): 4:14pm On Oct 26, 2016
What did the gangster son tell his dad when he failed his exams?

Ans: Dad those motherf**krs questioned me for 3hrs but I didn't say a sh*t tongue

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Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by Peterpanny: 5:08pm On Oct 26, 2016
My prick day scratch me who will suck just the cap pls.i guess that is dry joke too.
Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by Nobody: 10:50am On Oct 27, 2016
You won't reap cassava...


If you plant:



undecided

Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by shumuel(m): 3:38pm On Oct 27, 2016
nubian999:
You won't reap cassava...


If you plant:



undecided


Lol grin where do you get you jokes, they are dope, but i would had love it more if you had used a ''Cucumba'' instead of Cassava wink
Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by Homefinders(f): 7:26pm On Oct 27, 2016
i can see bubu's head

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