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Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by RichieDaVinci01(m): 11:07am On Oct 26, 2016 |
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Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by Nobody: 11:17am On Oct 26, 2016 |
What is the name of the king of kongo? King Kong 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by Justycxx(m): 11:21am On Oct 26, 2016 |
Two types of mum every man has: the one that breastfed him and the one breastfeeding him |
Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by Sunexy(m): 11:25am On Oct 26, 2016 |
I was walking and i lost my money..i went to report to the police cus dey are our friend WTF was daht 1 Like |
Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by Synzu(m): 11:34am On Oct 26, 2016 |
What is Sinzu? |
Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by freesinzu(m): 11:43am On Oct 26, 2016 |
Synzu: Ibere |
Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by Nobody: 11:44am On Oct 26, 2016 |
Lemme call Jarizod.... Bobooooo... Oya come down and drop ur air-dried jokes .. |
Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by Synzu(m): 11:44am On Oct 26, 2016 |
freesinzu: |
Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by RichieDaVinci01(m): 11:47am On Oct 26, 2016 |
KissChris:Drrrrrrrrrry!!! |
Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by RichieDaVinci01(m): 11:48am On Oct 26, 2016 |
Another One *** Me:Here's My New album Joe:Uh....Why is the CD Broken?? Me: Oh...It Broke when the Album dropped 5 Likes |
Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by Nobody: 11:53am On Oct 26, 2016 |
RichieDaVinci01:..... Ain't that the aim? |
Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by OluwabuqqyYOLO(m): 11:55am On Oct 26, 2016 |
I'm preparing.
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Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by Nobody: 11:56am On Oct 26, 2016 |
Kainji Dam is malfunctioning because of its age....... That's why they say it has a DamAge 1 Like |
Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by Nobody: 11:58am On Oct 26, 2016 |
Yesterday, I was sober and I walked past a beer parlour |
Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by Nobody: 12:02pm On Oct 26, 2016 |
Tupac is following Me on twitter, does that mean He's a ghost follower? |
Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by Nobody: 12:12pm On Oct 26, 2016 |
I have a bf but we only dm, Now that we're ova is he my: 1 Share
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Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by IlorinFirstSon(m): 12:14pm On Oct 26, 2016 |
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, there was chicken beauty pageant at McDonald's
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Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by lhawarl1(m): 1:23pm On Oct 26, 2016 |
Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by shumuel(m): 2:00pm On Oct 26, 2016 |
nubian999: kikiki Lol hey you, never knew you gat jokes, very funny piece i must say |
Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by shumuel(m): 2:06pm On Oct 26, 2016 |
Whats the most educated metal in the world ? A copper 2 Likes |
Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by Nobody: 2:21pm On Oct 26, 2016 |
Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by Nobody: 2:21pm On Oct 26, 2016 |
shumuel: I plagiarised that |
Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by QuietHammer(m): 2:34pm On Oct 26, 2016 |
My doctor gave me 2 years to live so I killed him. The judge gave me 30 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by shumuel(m): 2:42pm On Oct 26, 2016 |
Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by gentleagu(m): 2:53pm On Oct 26, 2016 |
RichieDaVinci01: Fvck. |
Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by Nobody: 4:11pm On Oct 26, 2016 |
TrapQueen77:what is the name of the king of Kongo -King Kong 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by sweerychick(f): 4:14pm On Oct 26, 2016 |
What did the gangster son tell his dad when he failed his exams? Ans: Dad those motherf**krs questioned me for 3hrs but I didn't say a sh*t 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by Peterpanny: 5:08pm On Oct 26, 2016 |
My prick day scratch me who will suck just the cap pls.i guess that is dry joke too. |
Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by Nobody: 10:50am On Oct 27, 2016 |
You won't reap cassava... If you plant:
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Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by shumuel(m): 3:38pm On Oct 27, 2016 |
nubian999: Lol where do you get you jokes, they are dope, but i would had love it more if you had used a ''Cucumba'' instead of Cassava |
Re: Its_dry_jokes_wednesday!! Drop Your Driest Joke! by Homefinders(f): 7:26pm On Oct 27, 2016 |
i can see bubu's head |
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