Sapele— A man, who confessed to newsmen that he was ‘flying’ from Benin Airport, Edo State, to attend a meeting in the United Kingdom, before watching a football match going on simultaneously in the coven, also in the United Kingdom, was, yesterday, discovered at Ajogodo River, Sapele, Delta State.
Fuel finished in my ‘private jet.’
The self-confessed wizard said: “I was flying in with what is known in the physical realm as ‘Plantain Leaf,’ but it is actually my expensive private jet in the coven realm.
“It crashed me into this bridge, when the fuel in it finished. My members will be here tonight to refuel it for me, so I can continue my journey to the UK.
“I have to be in the UK to watch football, because there is economic recession, unemployment and inflation in Nigeria.”

www.vanguardngr.com/2016/10/crashed-flying-benin-uk-says-man-found-sapele-river/

Make dem use better Koboko whip e back

E go talk wetin de worry am

Op u can lie in Africa, but if this is truth then the man must be high on something cheap.

Op u can lie in Africa, but if this is truth then the man must be high on something cheap. I know some people will still believe this.

Plantain Leaf Airlines!!!
Kikikikiki

you think say you go leave us for this recession. we entered it together and we must suffer it together

No be sapele river(water) again? The bros done high

Haha.. OK this got me laffin out loud.
Recession even affect spiritual realm?