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I crashed ‘flying’ from Benin to UK, says man found in Sapele river

ON October 27, 2016 6:16 AM / IN News /
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By Godwin Oghre

Sapele—A man, who confessed to newsmen that he
was ‘flying’ from Benin Airport, Edo State, to attend a
meeting in the United Kingdom, before watching a
football match going on simultaneously in the coven,
also in the United Kingdom, was, yesterday, discovered at Ajogodo River, Sapele, Delta State.
Fuel finished in my ‘private jet.’

The self-confessed wizard said: “I was flying in with
what is known in the physical realm as ‘Plantain Leaf,’
but it is actually my expensive private jet in the coven
realm.

“It crashed me into this bridge, when the fuel in it
finished. My members will be here tonight to refuel it
for me, so I can continue my journey to the UK.
“I have to be in the UK to watch football, because there is economic recession, unemployment and inflation in Nigeria.”

okpokpise

Na so..

"I was flying with "plantain leaf" when my fuel finished and my private jet (plantain leaf) crashed"


Well he said his members are coming to refuel it so let's wish him a very safe journey.

story story... STORY!

See what recession has caused...the man is mentally unstable nah