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The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘Perfect’ Daughter-In-Law by Mimzyy(f): 8:48am On Oct 27, 2016 |
Satire! Satire! Satire! Please and thank you! 1. First of all, your work starts immediately the boy starts toasting you. You have to tender your CV and Cover letter to his mother! Source: Zikoko.com 2 Likes |
Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘Perfect’ Daughter-In-Law by Mimzyy(f): 8:51am On Oct 27, 2016 |
2. Run to greet his mother in her house everyday like: No need to bath sef, just carry yourself there. 2 Likes |
Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘Perfect’ Daughter-In-Law by Nobody: 8:55am On Oct 27, 2016 |
Hail the beautiful QUEEN.... Cc smellinganus |
Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘Perfect’ Daughter-In-Law by slimthugchimee(m): 8:59am On Oct 27, 2016 |
what kind of fuckery is this 3 Likes |
Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘Perfect’ Daughter-In-Law by thorpido(m): 9:02am On Oct 27, 2016 |
Hi Mimzyy |
Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘Perfect’ Daughter-In-Law by SmellingAnus(m): 9:13am On Oct 27, 2016 |
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Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘Perfect’ Daughter-In-Law by SmellingAnus(m): 9:15am On Oct 27, 2016 |
TrapQueen77:Present Boo... |
Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘Perfect’ Daughter-In-Law by Nobody: 9:17am On Oct 27, 2016 |
1 Like |
Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘Perfect’ Daughter-In-Law by Mimzyy(f): 9:21am On Oct 27, 2016 |
3. Don’t forget to greet his siblings, uncles, aunts, neighbours, cousins, friends….. you get the gist! Including the house girl and gateman. 3 Likes |
Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘Perfect’ Daughter-In-Law by Mimzyy(f): 9:22am On Oct 27, 2016 |
4. You must call your mother-in-law ‘mommy’, nothing else! Because she has blessed you with her son. She is a God to you! |
Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘Perfect’ Daughter-In-Law by Mimzyy(f): 9:22am On Oct 27, 2016 |
5. Don’t make the mistake of calling his siblings by name! Even his 5 year old sibling is OLDER THAN YOU! If you don’t want her to slap you, respect yourself. 2 Likes |
Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘Perfect’ Daughter-In-Law by Mimzyy(f): 9:23am On Oct 27, 2016 |
6. If you have any sense, go and do your mother-in-law’s laundry every weekend. Let her know washing is your hobby. 1 Like |
Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘Perfect’ Daughter-In-Law by Marlvin(m): 9:23am On Oct 27, 2016 |
The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘perfect’
Daughter-in-law by stephanie19 (f ): 7:00am
1. First of all, your work starts immediately the boy
starts toasting you.
You have to tender your CV and Cover letter to his
mother.....
Source: http://zikoko.com/list/the-step-by-step-
guide-to-being-the-perfect-daughter-in-law/ Who's the plagiarist here ? or perhaps you both...? |
Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘Perfect’ Daughter-In-Law by Mimzyy(f): 9:23am On Oct 27, 2016 |
7. If you don’t know how to cook, my dear, don’t bother with her son. The only thing you’re allowed to ask her when she visits. 2 Likes |
Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘Perfect’ Daughter-In-Law by Mimzyy(f): 9:24am On Oct 27, 2016 |
8. Study and understand the movement of her eyes. She’s only trying to give you the home training you lack. 2 Likes |
Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘Perfect’ Daughter-In-Law by Mimzyy(f): 9:25am On Oct 27, 2016 |
9. You have to add ‘Jesus is Lord’ after every sentence, so she knows it’s real. Let her know you are the mother of all prayer warriors! |
Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘Perfect’ Daughter-In-Law by Mimzyy(f): 9:27am On Oct 27, 2016 |
10. When she visits you, make sure she always sees you with a broom. You can’t come and keep her precious son in a dirty house! 1 Like |
Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘Perfect’ Daughter-In-Law by Mimzyy(f): 9:28am On Oct 27, 2016 |
11. When she’s abusing you and your whole generation, keep shut! She’s talking, you’re talking. No home training! 4 Likes |
Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘Perfect’ Daughter-In-Law by Dyt(f): 9:28am On Oct 27, 2016 |
Rotflmbfao Mimzzy Your sarcasm is awesome Dayuum 3 Likes |
Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘Perfect’ Daughter-In-Law by Mimzyy(f): 9:29am On Oct 27, 2016 |
12. Don’t ask your husband for money when she’s around. Don’t come and kill her son for her. You too go and born your own! 7 Likes |
Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘Perfect’ Daughter-In-Law by sisisioge: 9:29am On Oct 27, 2016 |
You defo get choco. 1 Like |
Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘Perfect’ Daughter-In-Law by Mimzyy(f): 9:30am On Oct 27, 2016 |
13. You must get pregnant on the night of your wedding. “After 2 days and you’re not pregnant?” 6 Likes |
Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘Perfect’ Daughter-In-Law by Nobody: 9:30am On Oct 27, 2016 |
Mimzyy:She is not and will never be a god to me. My parents blessed his son with a wife. so who is the god here? |
Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘Perfect’ Daughter-In-Law by Nobody: 9:31am On Oct 27, 2016 |
Mimzyy:His siblings are meant to call me "Aunty" especially if he is the first born. |
Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘Perfect’ Daughter-In-Law by Mimzyy(f): 9:31am On Oct 27, 2016 |
14. If your first child is not a boy, it’s your fault. Just carry your unfortunate self to beg for her forgiveness o! 1 Like |
Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘Perfect’ Daughter-In-Law by SmellingAnus(m): 9:32am On Oct 27, 2016 |
TrapQueen77:what did she write |
Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘Perfect’ Daughter-In-Law by Mimzyy(f): 9:32am On Oct 27, 2016 |
15. If your mother-in-law lives in your area, you must send her food to her morning, noon and night. Do you now want to kill her ni? 1 Like |
Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘Perfect’ Daughter-In-Law by Mimzyy(f): 9:33am On Oct 27, 2016 |
16. If there’s a family event, you are the official caterer. What else are you doing with your life? 7 Likes |
Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘Perfect’ Daughter-In-Law by Mimzyy(f): 9:34am On Oct 27, 2016 |
17. Don’t forget to thank your mother-in-law for giving birth to your husband for you. ” It is an honor and privilege to marry your son!” 2 Likes |
Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘Perfect’ Daughter-In-Law by Mimzyy(f): 9:35am On Oct 27, 2016 |
18. And if her son cheats on you because you’re not wife enough, you used your own hand to cause it. Again, run to her for forgiveness. 4 Likes |
Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘Perfect’ Daughter-In-Law by Mimzyy(f): 9:36am On Oct 27, 2016 |
thorpido: Morning Uncle T. |
Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘Perfect’ Daughter-In-Law by Mimzyy(f): 9:37am On Oct 27, 2016 |
TrapQueen77: Lol. Something came up that i had to quickly attend to before posting. Morning Bae. |
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