Welcome, Guest: Join Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 2,756,745 members, 6,550,909 topics. Date: Friday, 22 October 2021 at 11:46 AM

Murphy's Laws Which You Have Not Studied In Schools But Are So True And Real! - Jokes Etc - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / Murphy's Laws Which You Have Not Studied In Schools But Are So True And Real! (889 Views)

Nigerians Slate A Guy For Claiming He Studied Economics In JSS3 / The Top 25 Funniest And Most Ridiculous Laws In The World / When Your Husband Studied 'crook'ology (2) (3) (4)

(1) (Reply) (Go Down)

Murphy's Laws Which You Have Not Studied In Schools But Are So True And Real! by Nobody: 7:01am On Nov 01, 2016
Murphy's Laws which you have not studied in schools:

1. Law of equality :
The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll cal u in 5 min!

2. Law of Queue:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

3. Law of Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.

4. Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

5. Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

6. Bath Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

7. Law of Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

8. Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

9. Law of Bio mechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

10. Theatre Rule:
People with the seats at the farthest from the entry arrive last.

11. Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

12. Law of Proposal :
After u accept a proposal you will get a better one.

2 Likes

Re: Murphy's Laws Which You Have Not Studied In Schools But Are So True And Real! by darbeelicous(f): 7:07am On Nov 01, 2016
Haaaaaaaaah......... I can't stop laughing, no 1 though.

1 Like

Re: Murphy's Laws Which You Have Not Studied In Schools But Are So True And Real! by FlySly05: 7:11am On Nov 01, 2016
I quite agree with these relatable laws of natural occurrences.

1 Like

Re: Murphy's Laws Which You Have Not Studied In Schools But Are So True And Real! by Nobody: 7:15am On Nov 01, 2016
That law 7 is dope! Anytime you are cheating on your spouse, someone who knows you with your spouse must see you.
Again, that day you manage to bring that your church member home, another church member will see you two.
Better still, ask teachers who date their students! Lol'''
Re: Murphy's Laws Which You Have Not Studied In Schools But Are So True And Real! by docmoses(m): 7:40am On Nov 01, 2016
.
Re: Murphy's Laws Which You Have Not Studied In Schools But Are So True And Real! by daviesblaze(m): 8:44am On Nov 01, 2016
nice one bro

1 Like

Re: Murphy's Laws Which You Have Not Studied In Schools But Are So True And Real! by Nobody: 9:44am On Nov 01, 2016
docmoses:
.
Busted!!!
Space Bookers.
Re: Murphy's Laws Which You Have Not Studied In Schools But Are So True And Real! by PlayerMeji: 10:12am On Nov 01, 2016
Fantastic!
Re: Murphy's Laws Which You Have Not Studied In Schools But Are So True And Real! by Honeyprof(m): 6:08pm On Nov 01, 2016
let me book space here too.

(1) (Reply)

See This Hilarious Not For Sale Notice (photo) / If You Were In A Financial Distress And Found A Bag Containing N20m With The Own / Ghen Ghen Jokes - The Certificate

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2021 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 33
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.