Warris this?Is this creative or trashy?One word for the couple

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2016/11/what-is-wrong-with-these-pre-wedding.html

This is is the kinda post I am FTC on.

As for that beautiful bride, it's your husband's d¡ck. Hence, verily verily I say unto thee: Suck it! Drink thine spillings. For thou hath proveth herself a patient woman to wait this long to taste the drippings of her beloved. Better it is to fasten thine mouth on thine husband's d!ck than on the d!ck of a man who is not thine's to suck. Do not become discouraged by the utter befuddlement of those who scream: Tufiakwa. For they are hypocrites who have sucked things that are not worth mentioning. Harken to my command. Once again I say unto thee: Suck it.

Creative

Speechless

9ja ppl wit una copi copi. This will be d new trend. End time couples.

With the way things are going, couple will start forking themselves on the wedding day to show people they are now married to themselves!

Tolexander:
With the way things are going, couple will start forking themselves on the wedding day to show people they are now married to themselves!

Frankly I'm even surprised it's not even happening now.

Dis is pre-wedding madness

wow...this is lovely.

Brilliant concept!!!

Well, they're whites. I'm not surprised

Crazy couple, their concept sha.

PiccoloBrunelli:
This is is the kinda post I am FTC on.

As for that beautiful bride, it's your husband's d¡ck. Hence, verily verily I say unto thee: Suck it! Drink thine spillings. For thou hath proveth herself a patient woman to wait this long to taste the drippings of her beloved. Better it is to fasten thine mouth on thine husband's d!ck than on the d!ck of a man who is not thine's to suck. Do not become discouraged by the utter befuddlement of those who scream: Tufiakwa. For they are hypocrites who have sucked things that are not worth mentioning. Harken to my command. Once again I say unto thee: Suck it.

True, but u are equally madt.

PiccoloBrunelli:
This is is the kinda post I am FTC on.

As for that beautiful bride, it's your husband's d¡ck. Hence, verily verily I say unto thee: Suck it! Drink thine spillings. For thou hath proveth herself a patient woman to wait this long to taste the drippings of her beloved. Better it is to fasten thine mouth on thine husband's d!ck than on the d!ck of a man who is not thine's to suck. Do not become discouraged by the utter befuddlement of those who scream: Tufiakwa. For they are hypocrites who have sucked things that are not worth mentioning. Harken to my command. Once again I say unto thee: Suck it.

Nawa o, safarigirl. See wetin you dey share.

As for you, young man. There are extremes even in marriage that one should not venture into. God hates waste and that was why he killed Onan in Genesis 38 VS 9 & 10.
When you do your bj, you don't procreate, rather you waste.
God created sex not for these but for fertilization of the egg and eventual multiplication.

plavic:


Nawa o, safarigirl. See wetin you dey share.

As for you, young man. There are extremes even in marriage that one should not venture into. God hates waste and that was why he killed Onan in Genesis 38 VS 9 & 10.
When you do your bj, you don't procreate, rather you waste.
God created sex not for these but for fertilization of the egg and eventual multiplication.

Lol, the construction was wonderful.

I found it funny, no need to be so serious....not everything in life is so serious, sometimes just laugh and move on

safarigirl:


Lol, the construction was wonderful.

I found it funny, no need to be so serious....not everything in life is so serious, sometimes just laugh and move on

Okay ma. I wanted to change his mentality.
I expected you'd be watching tonight's UCL with you being such an ardent football lover.

plavic:


Nawa o, safarigirl. See wetin you dey share.

As for you, young man. There are extremes even in marriage that one should not venture into. God hates waste and that was why he killed Onan in Genesis 38 VS 9 & 10.
When you do your bj, you don't procreate, rather you waste.
God created sex not for these but for fertilization of the egg and eventual multiplication.

Before you misapply the scriptures....how about when a man has sex with his wife when she is not in her ovulation period? All that sperm is actually "wasted". So?

*modified*
So I read the scriptures and I can only smh for you. There's something called context. You don't just pick two verses to justify your claim. Er was Tamar's husband. But he died before he could get a child. So his father Judah requested Onan, Er's brother, to do brother in-law marriage with Tamar. This was actually a divine directive. God permitted it. However, Onan reasoned that any child he gets thru Tamar would not be his. So he had sex with Tamar BUT used the withdrawal method! He ejaculated on the earth! Utter disregard for God's will and a blatant show of selfishness. So God struck him. Not because he did bløwjob. The annoying part is that you like bløwjob.

In conclusion, here is Matthew 23:27,28:

27 Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! because you resemble whitewashed graves, which outwardly indeed appear beautiful but inside are full of dead men’s bones and of every sort of uncleanness. 28 In the same way, on the outside you appear righteous to men, but inside you are full of hypocrisy and lawlessness.

plavic:


Okay ma. I wanted to change his mentality.
I expected you'd be watching tonight's UCL with you being such an ardent football lover.

i'm not controlling the remote, so can't watch. Dunno if I'll catch the highlights later

PiccoloBrunelli:
This is is the kinda post I am FTC on.

As for that beautiful bride, it's your husband's d¡ck. Hence, verily verily I say unto thee: Suck it! Drink thine spillings. For thou hath proveth herself a patient woman to wait this long to taste the drippings of her beloved. Better it is to fasten thine mouth on thine husband's d!ck than on the d!ck of a man who is not thine's to suck. Do not become discouraged by the utter befuddlement of those who scream: Tufiakwa. For they are hypocrites who have sucked things that are not worth mentioning. Harken to my command. Once again I say unto thee: Suck it.

I agree with thee ☺ ☺ ☺

Idydarling:
I agree with thee ☺ ☺ ☺

Thou art very Baeful.

safarigirl:
i'm not controlling the remote, so can't watch. Dunno if I'll catch the highlights later

Of course, LOL. Perhaps, you should make due with livescores...

[quote author=PiccoloBrunelli post=50690884] Before you misapply the scriptures....how about when a man has sex with his wife when she is not in her ovulation period? All that sperm is actually "wasted". So?

*modified*
So I read the scriptures and I can only smh for you. There's something called context. You don't just pick two verses to justify your claim. Er was Tamar's husband. But he died before he could get a child. So his father Judah requested Onan, Er's brother, to do brother in-law marriage with Tamar. This was actually a divine directive. God permitted it. However, Onan reasoned that any child he gets Utter disregard for God's will and a blatant show of selfishness. So God struck him. Not because he did bløwjob. The annoying part is that you like bløwjob.

In conclusion, here is Matthew 23:27,28:

27 Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! because you resemble whitewashe

LOL. What do you know about ovulation periods?

plavic:

Of course, LOL. Perhaps, you should make due with livescores...

will do

PiccoloBrunelli:
Before you misapply the scriptures....how about when a man has sex with his wife when she is not in her ovulation period? All that sperm is actually "wasted". So?

*modified*
So I read the scriptures and I can only smh for you. There's something called context. You don't just pick two verses to justify your claim. Er was Tamar's husband. But he died before he could get a child. So his father Judah requested Onan, Er's brother, to do brother in-law marriage with Tamar. This was actually a divine directive. God permitted it. However, Onan reasoned that any child he gets thru Tamar would not be his. So he had sex with Tamar BUT used the withdrawal method! He ejaculated on the earth! Utter disregard for God's will and a blatant show of selfishness. So God struck him. Not because he did bløwjob. The annoying part is that you like bløwjob.

In conclusion, here is Matthew 23:27,28:

27 Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! because you resemble whitewashed graves, which outwardly indeed appear beautiful but inside are full of dead men’s bones and of every sort of uncleanness. 28 In the same way, on the outside you appear righteous to men, but inside you are full of hypocrisy and lawlessness.

God gave man freewill bro, we aren't zombies, so HE doesn't expect 100 percent....

And if we all begin to use the old testament as a yardstick, even you will find, you have sinned terribly against God.

This isn't a Bible Quiz thread, allow people who want to have BJ do their thing, sperm will waste one way or the other, if no be BJ, na mas-turbation.

That's why God created human beings, not robots

safarigirl:


God gave man freewill bro, we aren't zombies, so HE doesn't expect 100 percent....

And if we all begin to use the old testament as a yardstick, even you will find, you have sinned terribly against God.

This isn't a Bible Quiz thread, allow people who want to have BJ do their thing, sperm will waste one way or the other, if no be BJ, na mas-turbation.

That's why God created human beings, not robots

*modified*
Oh safarigirl....it's you. I also didn't notice. Sorry too.

safarigirl:
sorry, I quoted the wrong person...

No shakes fine girl.

PiccoloBrunelli:
2 Tim 3:16 bro. The entire Bible is inspired of God. You quoted Genesis first. It's the same Genesis I'm using to straighten you. At least you're backing down now...good move mate. Good move.

sorry, I quoted the wrong person...

safarigirl:
will do

It's over now. Man City just made me proud. They won 3-1.