Omo weyrey........nobody told me anything o....and these so called nairalanders dey claim say we be peeps

Today Na my baby naming. we don clap sing and dance Na I'm pastor say make I hand am the names. Normally I've put in tushed names Na like jasmine....aurora....u know...but my mother in law as 9ja concerned must add native name. She give me the paper and as respectful son I passed the paper straight to my pastor alongside my names. I only had a clue when suddenly pastor wheezed .He looked at me and asked" are you sure" mumu like me just dey shine teeth nod head like agama lizard. Pastor," praise the lord. and her names are Aurora, Jasmine..Cucu.....sorry chidinma..." every body burst laff. E pain me die.naming never finish dem don dey call me baba cucumber!! i gats try born another one sharp sharp so her name go overlap.
omo olorinla
jati jati rada rada
This girl eyaf kill me
but I can't deny my child Na
Yours Faithfully
Baba Cucu..chidinma
even me don dey make mistake
*cummando cries out*