I've been observing Naija lately and I think I know some little tricks and cheats all these modern day pastors use to pull crowd fast.....

If u wanna invest in church for the business and pull crowd within a short period of time ehn.....follow some of these tips if u havent started already , lets shun hypocrisy and talk business my pastor brothers...

It might require small capital but the reward is large

1) HOLD CRUSADE: If u are about to start up your church in a new environment, hold crusade, make sure u entice people wit free food or snacks and zobo or soft drink...
Depends on your budget......

2) POST BILLS: U know that 'post no bill' sign ehn? U have to break the law and post bills around the whole community, just hire some boys to do it for you... If u are very observant u will see that churches post more bills on the wall than any other organisation in Nigeria...

3)USE LOUD SPEAKERS: Yes , u know that speaker that looks fridge, buy like two, mount it outside your church when u have programmes... Shout so the whole neighbouhood will know that there's a new church with holy spirit in town..

4) USE OF KIDS: Well parents love anything that has to do with kids, make sure u let kids use the microphone to sing or recite bible memory verses.. With your loud speakers, the whole neighbourhood will be attracted by the kids voice...

5) GIVE RANDOM PROPHECIES: Yes Nigerians love to hear sweet and positive things about their future... So always be like 'THERE'S SOMEONE HERE TODAY , THE LORD SAID THAT BY THE END OF THE MONTH U SHALL DRIVE A CAR'
Make sure u use the popular 'pastor like' vibrating tone to sound more powerful and spirit filled....

6) STUDY YOUR ENVIRONMENT: U need to know the categories of people in that community so u can know where to get them..
There's a big field in my hood, some new church use to come there every Sunday to give the players ribena and preach to them...
Because they know that my community is full of football fanatics..

Happy Sunday everyone

U need to see how the igbo people in my area use to praise GOD with their igbotic Yoruba accent, because they know that my community has more Yoruba people...
These are some tricks and cheats..


I can go on and on but manage this one this Sunday....

IN FELA'S VOICE: These things way I clear Una so Na top secret oo.. No let anybody here am for OUTSIDE

This Thread is so On point....

Mr lalasticlala don't be selfish

Adeboye Be like.... The Lord told Me There is Someone Here Today.....

amazing thread!