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Hilarious! If US Election Take Place In Nigeria ;D by Badtman(m): 10:33am On Nov 08, 2016
What they could have said:

1. Trump is now coasting home with over 300 electorial college votes. . . . . FFK

2. Trump is now leading in PH, we will deliver the whole of Rivers to him . . . . Wike

3. Blame Buhari if Trump failed. . . . Fayose

4. Hillary won but she was posted to the kitchen, unknown cabal took over her job. . . . Aisha Muhammadu Buhari.

5. Even if I used all the wealth of Trump on food, I will still look like a refugee from Pakistan. . . . Timi Frank Deputy APC Spokesman.

6. Prof Paden wrote nonsense, na me nominated Atiku as Trump VP . . . Obj.

7. I don't know which party that Trump or Hillary belong to . . . . PMB.

8. By the way, I took pity on that woman Hillary, Obama is from Africa, he has planted juju in all corners of the White House. . . . Abati.

9. I will not refund any money to Trump bc I have spent all the money he gave me on publicity. . . . . Raymond Dokpesi.

10. Na Trump gave me the $15m frozen by dem EFCC. . . . Patience Jonathan.

11. All the bad things said about Trump were exaggerated. . . Goodluck Jonathan.

12. I am permanently busy with my 3 ministries, I am not aware of any Trump, is a good and a reliable contractor ?. . . . . BRF.

13. Trump cannot win, we masters have packaged Hillary Clinton. . . . The Jagaban.

14. I will curse whoever votes for Trump. . . Oba of Lagos.

You CAN CONTINUE grin
Re: Hilarious! If US Election Take Place In Nigeria ;D by SamuelAnyawu(m): 10:35am On Nov 08, 2016
The Monkeys and the Baboons will be soaked in Blood if I loose ---- PMB

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