Good morning to everyone, especially Nigerian Americans. They need it most. Happy elections. Don't think I'm crazy for greeting you happy elections, in Nigeria we greet people about everything. You have to get used to this now because you are coming back home. So, Eku election. I very much understand that you will soon be sent packing from there, so I have taken it upon myself to prepare you for the transition. You have just a little time left there, utilize that time to learn more about Nigeria that you are coming back to. In Nigeria, we don't have light. Buy power bank while coming. Don't say I didn't tell you. Buy power Bank from there because the ones here are just like your marriages, they don't last. Buy a quality one from the abroad when coming. Also, make sure you charge your phone full before coming here. You should also save money for generator. Buy rechargeable lamps and plenty torchlight too. Also, save enough money for subscription. There is no free WiFi here. For those of you that will be settling in Lokoja, Jidenna and Co, I'll advice you to buy a glo line. Their network is strong. Save enough money for emergency transport. You will be deported to Nigeria and by the time you get to the airport, you will need to board a keke from the airport to the badagry refugee centre, from where your ancestors had been shipped to America before. Fuel don cost, transport don increase. Do you eat moi moi? Learn it. In Nigeria you cannot sit down and order pizza anytime you want. The only order you can make is when you yell to the moi moi seller across the road to bring hot moi moi for you. Learn proper home training. In Nigeria the only time the police will arrest your parents for hitting you is after you are dead already. And they will later settle the case as "a family affair". If you think you can come here to speak 'innit' for your parents, it's the neighbours that will help them beat you. Are you a graduate? Doesn't matter. There is no job. Your American accent will not give you a job, except your father knows someone who knows another person that knows a politician, you won't have a job. Dear American Lover Boy, Nnewi girl will not go Dutch with you. As a matter of fact, no Naija girl will go Dutch with you. You have to prove your masculinity by paying for the date. No one is splitting the bills with you when you take a girl on a date. When you bruise with a stranger in the market, PLEASE CHECK IF YOUR PENIS IS STILL INTACT. Learn the Nigerian names of common products. No one will sell "sausage rolls" for you. If you can't call it the Nigerian name- "Gala", no one would have time for you. Noodles is "Indomie". Pasta is "spaghetti". All seasoning is "maggi". Dear American girl, you cannot dress anyhow you like. Your neighbours will eye you. The random old woman in the market will hiss at you. The random lady in the bus will preach to you. The area boys will jeer you. You might want to report "harassment" to the police, they will arrest you for indecent dressing. Dear lovers, in Nigeria we don't show public display of affection. You cannot be kissing your boyfriend under the rain. The old woman passing by will invoke thunder to strike the both of you. These are some of the basic tips to help you adapt after you have been deported. More to come.

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Trump is a con man. He must do all those thinks he said he'd do; if not he'd just taken the iPodic-thinking Americans for a ride.
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He won the elections on outrageous sentiments that he'll build a wall at Mexico's border, provide jobs, repeal Obamacare, expel all undocumented immigrants, total ban on Muslims entering the US, insisting on jailing Hillary, trade war with China, weakening NATO, that climate change is a hoax, etc. Its really hard and if he didn't do those things is that not a deception? To me, that conning people as he was accused already by some as being a dubious character.

This no be small thin oh! Many of them cant survive naija...

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MalcoImX:
Trump is a con man. He must do all those thinks he said he'd do; if not he'd just taken the iPodic-thinking Americans for a ride.
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He won the elections on outrageous sentiments that he'll build a wall at Mexico's border, provide jobs, repeal Obamacare, expel all undocumented immigrants, total ban on Muslims entering the US, insisting on jailing Hillary, trade war with China, weakening NATO, that climate change is a hoax, etc. Its really hard and if he didn't do those things is that not a deception? To me, that conning people as he was accused already by some as being a dubious character.

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Leave trump alone and face your buhari

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Leave trump alone and face your buhari

Like GEJ like Trump. Happy now, recession later.

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MalcoImX:
Trump is a con man. He must do all those thinks he said he'd do; if not he'd just taken the iPodic-thinking Americans for a ride.
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He won the elections on outrageous sentiments that he'll build a wall at Mexico's border, provide jobs, repeal Obamacare, expel all undocumented immigrants, total ban on Muslims entering the US, insisting on jailing Hillary, trade war with China, weakening NATO, that climate change is a hoax, etc. Its really hard and if he didn't do those things is that not a deception? To me, that conning people as he was accused already by some as being a dubious character.

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If you had half of this your useless thoughts about the dullardeen he would have been resting in Daura by now as a frustrated slowpoke he is..

BenBruce4Presdt:
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If you had half of this your useless thoughts about the dullardeen he would have been resting in Daura by now as a frustrated slowpoke he is..

It's not the beginning but the finishing that matters. GEJ thought it was easy but was overwhelmed. Let's hope he doesn't go and bow in Saudi Arabia as madridguy said.

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MalcoImX:
It's not the beginning but the finishing that matters. GEJ thought it was easy but was overwhelmed. Let's hope he doesn't go and bow in Saudi Arabia as madridguy said.

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I don't care what he does or does not do...I only cares about your hypocrisy that made you think criminal Buhari deserved to be president of Somalia..

For your info.. GEJ was never overwhelmed, rather he was on top of the situation just that your hate and tribal stance is stronger than ur ability to be sincere..

If you categorized GEJ as overwhelmed, then when u activate ur sincerity mode and have taken full dose of ur serum and be cured 'Zombizm' what you would call the criminal chief dullardeen, the almighty gworo grinder..

Many people are on long thing. Just like some people waiting for Sai Baba to start feeding school children. Even as a die hard Buharist, there are some things in his campaign speech that I knew even if Sai Baba rule for 50 years he wont do but as a politician you have to sugar coat whatever you want to say for you to gather more votes. Children waiting for Trump to start sending back the Muslims, una go wait taya

MalcoImX:
It's not the beginning but the finishing that matters. GEJ thought it was easy but was overwhelmed. Let's hope he doesn't go and bow in Saudi Arabia as madridguy said.

I think Trump is nicer than we think.

BenBruce4Presdt:
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I don't care what he does or does not do...I only cares about your hypocrisy that made you think criminal Buhari deserved to be president of Somalia..

For your info.. GEJ was never overwhelmed, rather he was on top of the situation just that your hate and tribal stance is stronger than ur ability to be sincere..

If you categorized GEJ as overwhelmed, then when u activate ur sincerity mode and have taken full dose of ur serum and be cured 'Zombizm' what you would call the criminal chief dullardeen, the almighty gworo grinder..

We may possibly have different value systems. I will never in this life envy, adore GEJ, Trump or Kanu. For Kanu, I consider him a criminal for corrupting the suffering of the real "Indigenous people"; for Trump, his id and ego will never be under his superego - that's why I don't feel he'll succeed; for GEJ, he's simply unaware and clueless.

They should also practice how to jump okada and danfo

MalcoImX:
We may possibly have different value systems. I will never in this life envy, adore GEJ, Trump or Kanu. For Kanu, I consider him a criminal for corrupting the suffering of the real "Indigenous people"; for Trump, his id and ego will never be under his superego - that's why I don't feel he'll succeed; for GEJ, he's simply unaware and clueless.

Hahaha..

And Buhari is a criminal, a murderer and a rapist..

I hope you also agree that he is super clueless and completely dumb and dying..

Tinubu who obviously is a well known criminal used and corrupted the already brain washed brains of the real Yorubas deceived them for his selfish ambitions..

BenBruce4Presdt:


Hahaha..

And Buhari is a criminal, a murderer and a rapist..

I hope you also agree that he is super clueless and completely dumb and dying..

Tinubu who obviously is a well known criminal used and corrupted the already brain washed brains of the real Yorubas deceived them for his selfish ambitions..

Hey Bruce, you're speaking like the master of "disaster" - Trump. Are you really a lady?

Thanks bud.

MalcoImX:
Hey Bruce, you're speaking like the master of "disaster" - Trump. Are you really a lady?

It's painful when mature minds like you plays fallacious game..

Imagine how easy it was for you to criticize GEJ against the whole body of proofs before you..

I am not saying he did great things.. But considering where we were coming from and where we finally landed..

If you are not unnecessarily hateful, you should have been more concern with what the criminal your cheered into Aso-rock and his band of criminal are upto ..

GEJ is no longer the president, let's focus on Buhari that promised us change from all the nagative GEJ era..

Wake up and free yourself of this hate.. It should be getting old on you by now, shouldn't it?

BenBruce4Presdt:


It's painful when mature minds like you plays fallacious game..

Imagine how easy it was for you to criticize GEJ against the whole body of proofs before you..

I am not saying he did great things.. But considering where we were coming from and where we finally landed..

If you are not unnecessarily hateful, you should have been more concern with what the criminal your cheered into Aso-rock and his band of criminal are upto ..

GEJ is no longer the president, let's focus on Buhari that promised us change from all the nagative GEJ era..

Wake up and free itself of this hate.. It should be getting old on you by now, shouldn't it?

Point out GEJ legacy for us. What could he be remembered for -'loose mouth like Frumpy - that stealing is not corruption or what? At least, Buhari is carving a niche as anti-corruption fighter..