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'I Just Gave Chioma The Cucumber In The Shower' – Davido Brags / Patienceyisa: Don't Eat Cucumber In My House Without Asking Me First - Actress / Chidinma Okeke God Will Purnish You, Ladies Can No Longer Buy Cucumber In Peace (2) (3) (4)

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We Single Ladies Can No Longer Buy Cucumber In Peace - Nigerian Women Cries Out by Dhilariousdandy(m): 3:25pm On Nov 11, 2016
Since the Chidinma Okeke s*x tape saga it’s been cumcumber this,cucumber that.. and it has caused serious wahala for our Naija women.

Before the s*x tape was leaked – cucumber was just a regular fruit/vegetable you could buy and consume in peace. Now, because of Chidinma Okeke, if anyone sees you buying cucumber, the type of evil side-eye they will give you ehn!
One comment i saw said;

Chidinma Okeke God will Purnish you for this, now a single lady can not go and buy cucumber in the market again without everyone looking at her like she is going to use it to masturbate at home.

Another Comment Jokingly said
#IstandWithCucumber #SaveOurCucumber The House of rep has now passed a law that any lady who intends to buy cucumber in the market should bring along her marriage certificate and her Certificate of Regular sex, Also Before cucumber is sold to any single lady it should be sliced at the spot, any cucumber seller who fails to comply with these new laws will be arrested and decisively dealt with.

Read more of the Ladies lament below:

http://vianaija.com/2016/11/chidinma-okeke-god-will-purnish-you-we-single-ladies-can-no-longer-buy-cucumber-in-peace-again-nigerian-women-cries-out/

Re: We Single Ladies Can No Longer Buy Cucumber In Peace - Nigerian Women Cries Out by Kingsasian(m): 3:31pm On Nov 11, 2016
How true is this??
Re: We Single Ladies Can No Longer Buy Cucumber In Peace - Nigerian Women Cries Out by Laveda(f): 3:32pm On Nov 11, 2016
angry
Re: We Single Ladies Can No Longer Buy Cucumber In Peace - Nigerian Women Cries Out by Raydos: 3:34pm On Nov 11, 2016
grin
Re: We Single Ladies Can No Longer Buy Cucumber In Peace - Nigerian Women Cries Out by mii4u(f): 3:38pm On Nov 11, 2016
I jut dey feel for this Chidinma of a girl, even the pple wey she better pass sef dey open mouth talk for her case

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Re: We Single Ladies Can No Longer Buy Cucumber In Peace - Nigerian Women Cries Out by bentlywills(m): 3:41pm On Nov 11, 2016
Lol; make una feel free to eat una cucumber oo grin grin cheesy grin
Re: We Single Ladies Can No Longer Buy Cucumber In Peace - Nigerian Women Cries Out by gabinogem(m): 3:47pm On Nov 11, 2016
Why not buy it & start eating it on the way to fulfill all righteousness cheesy

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Re: We Single Ladies Can No Longer Buy Cucumber In Peace - Nigerian Women Cries Out by nikkypearl(f): 3:49pm On Nov 11, 2016
gabinogem:
Why not buy it & start eating it on the way to fulfill all righteousness cheesy
i concur sad
Re: We Single Ladies Can No Longer Buy Cucumber In Peace - Nigerian Women Cries Out by BeeBeeOoh(m): 3:51pm On Nov 11, 2016
I blame chidinma the okereke for thia sad angry
Re: We Single Ladies Can No Longer Buy Cucumber In Peace - Nigerian Women Cries Out by bikerboy1(m): 3:57pm On Nov 11, 2016
This part caught my attention...

#IstandWithCucumber #SaveOurCucumber The House of rep has now passed a law that any lady who intends to buy cucumber in the market should bring along her marriage certificate and her Certificate of Regular sex, Also Before cucumber is sold to any single lady it should be sliced at the spot, any cucumber seller who fails to comply with these new laws will be arrested and decisively dealt with.
Re: We Single Ladies Can No Longer Buy Cucumber In Peace - Nigerian Women Cries Out by Nobody: 4:33pm On Nov 11, 2016
chidinma, daughter of Jezebel
Re: We Single Ladies Can No Longer Buy Cucumber In Peace - Nigerian Women Cries Out by durentsneh(m): 4:50pm On Nov 11, 2016
If i catch any lady buying cucumber ever again ehn. Kutumaruwarka
Re: We Single Ladies Can No Longer Buy Cucumber In Peace - Nigerian Women Cries Out by JBUZZ: 5:05pm On Nov 11, 2016
gabinogem:
Why not buy it & start eating it on the way to fulfill all righteousness cheesy
Seconded grin
Re: We Single Ladies Can No Longer Buy Cucumber In Peace - Nigerian Women Cries Out by Dhilariousdandy(m): 7:05pm On Nov 11, 2016
mii4u:
I jut dey feel for this Chidinma of a girl, even the pple wey she better pass sef dey open mouth talk for her case

My dear eeh!! The thing just tire me ooh!! I feel for her tho!!
Re: We Single Ladies Can No Longer Buy Cucumber In Peace - Nigerian Women Cries Out by Kobicove(m): 7:49pm On Nov 11, 2016
This cucumber saga never end?
Re: We Single Ladies Can No Longer Buy Cucumber In Peace - Nigerian Women Cries Out by Nobody: 1:43am On Nov 12, 2016
cucumber wey people dey use for facial treatment don become something else grin
Re: We Single Ladies Can No Longer Buy Cucumber In Peace - Nigerian Women Cries Out by handsam(m): 1:47am On Nov 12, 2016
suzan404:
cucumber wey people dey use for facial treatment don become something else grin

What are you doing up at this time? undecided
Re: We Single Ladies Can No Longer Buy Cucumber In Peace - Nigerian Women Cries Out by donchuzy22: 5:08am On Nov 12, 2016
Still trying to figure it out! !

Re: We Single Ladies Can No Longer Buy Cucumber In Peace - Nigerian Women Cries Out by pretydiva(f): 5:12am On Nov 12, 2016
Dis chidinma gal yaf suffered. Let her just relocate frm d country asap

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