Thought you had it tough here, eh?



Well count yourself lucky you can at least have a drink with your mates, watch Netflix when you’re feeling lazy and blast some Bieber in your bedroom – because all of these are illegal in North Korea.
Here are ten every day things that’ll get you in trouble in the state-run country.


http://metro.co.uk/2015/05/14/10-things-we-do-every-day-that-are-illegal-in-north-korea-5197858/



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHzhfg5TiSQ


Cc. lalasticlala

1. Drinking Alcohol


In 2013 a North Korean military officer was executed for disrespecting late Kim Jong-il by drinking alcohol during the 100-day mourning period.

2. Watching Tv


Last year North Korea reportedly publicly executed 80 people for watching South Korean television shows.
Authorities forced some 10,000 people, including children, to watch the execution.

In North Korea you can't watch your telemundo nor wrestling.

3. Driving



Only state officials are allowed to own a car.
It is estimated that only one in every 100 people in North Korea own a car.

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4. Playing Music


No Pana for these guys, unless she’s singing about how great Kim Jong-un is.

5. International Calls

Making a call to someone outside North Korea will get you killed.
In 2007 a man was gunned down inside a stadium for making numerous international calls.
Six people were also crushed to death in stampede after the execution.

6. Your Opinion Don't Count

None of that. Anyone caught criticising the regime is sent to an educational camp

7. Leaving The Country

Don’t even think about a cheeky holiday to Paris. You’ll be hunted down, you can't even travel to nearby South Korea.

8. Bible

North Korea claims to offer religious freedom but a Christian woman accused of distributing the Bible was publicly executed for the crime.

Some are true while some are lies do your research

bettercreature:
Some are true while some are lies do your research

not lie bro

9. Watching Porn

Viewing or selling pornography is punishable by death

this is madness not law

10. Internet

North Korea doesn’t have the world wide web, rather a portal to state-run propaganda.

Here in my state eating or laughing after 7pm is a crime that attract life in prison with out option

That small boy has gone mad

O men ehh...that na country

Useless country...

TonyeBarcanista:
That small boy has gone mad

who?

Izonpikin:
O men ehh...that na country
I
Useless country...

now you see, Nigeria is not that bad after all.

ritababe:


now you see, Nigeria is not that bad after all.

nigeria is by far better than that hell hole...theres nothing greater than freedom...

Izonpikin:
nigeria is by far better than that hell hole...theres nothing greater than freedom...

lol.

Oga lalasticlala where are you?

why then re dey alive, d place will be boring as hell

TonyeBarcanista:
That small boy has gone mad

FC Barca, do not always believe everything you read on the internet especially when it's coming from the Empire.

The AngloZionist empire will go to any length to demonize their perceived enemies.

Remember, they once reported in their visual & printed media that Putin was a gay.

m.huffpost.com/us/news/vladimir-putin-gay

When that did not generate the anticipated negative reactions, they now said he is richest man in world.

https://www.bloomberg.com/view/articles/2013-09-17/vladimir-putin-the-richest-man-on-earth

When that also did not work, they said he's an extraterrestrial.

russia-insider.com/en/putin-secretly-alien-us-official-reveals/ri12493

Meanwhile, since the end of WW2, Amerika has:

1.) Attempted to overthrow more than 50 foreign governments, most of which were democratically-
elected.

2.) Dropped bombs on the people of more than 30 countries.

3.) Attempted to assassinate more than 50 foreign leaders.

4.) Attempted to suppress a populist or nationalist movement in 20 countries.

5.) Grossly interfered in democratic elections in at least 30
countries.

6.) Has been more involved in the practice of torture than any other country in the world … for over a century … not just performing the actual torture, but teaching it, providing the manuals, and furnishing the equipment.

Below is a nice cartoon summary of the awful (and complete) history of Amerika in 8 minutes (by Howard Zinn):


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Arn3lF5XSUg

How to get killed or incarcerated in Nigeria:




CRITICIZE BUHARI

Nice laws. Awesome

Shabib:
Nice laws. Awesome

how is this nice?

ritababe:

how is this nice?

Make a safe and secured country.

ritababe:

how is this nice?

Make a safe and secured country. Not all though.

Shabib:

Make a safe and secured country. Not all though.

I see it as imprisonment

ritababe:

I see it as imprisonment

do the people there complain? Seriously

Shabib:

do the people there complain? Seriously

yeah they do