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Robbed / Rapped by DONFASZY(op): 4:17pm On Nov 04, 2009
Late one night, a woman was walking home when a man grabbed
her and dragged her into the bushes.

"Help me! Help me!" she screamed. "I'm being robbed!"

"You ain't being robbed, " her attacker interrupted.
"You're being raped!"

The woman looked at her attacker as he unzipped his jeans.
"If you're planning on raping me with that," she laughed,
"then I am most definitely being robbed!"
Re: Robbed / Rapped by Ben13(mod): 4:28pm On Nov 04, 2009
wink nice wan
Re: Robbed / Rapped by Abbeycity4(f): 4:48pm On Nov 04, 2009
lol afi robbed na cheesy cheesy
Re: Robbed / Rapped by jamace(m): 5:27pm On Nov 04, 2009
huh
Re: Robbed / Rapped by Godmother(f): 1:11pm On Nov 06, 2009
LMAO at robber grin grin
Re: Robbed / Rapped by aristole(m): 1:30pm On Nov 06, 2009
don jazzy again!!!
Re: Robbed / Rapped by Ben13(mod): 1:56pm On Nov 06, 2009
who dash monkey banana
Re: Robbed / Rapped by sylve11: 2:05pm On Nov 06, 2009
Ben the monkey grin cool
Re: Robbed / Rapped by shayoor(f): 2:32pm On Nov 06, 2009
;d
Re: Robbed / Rapped by Nobody: 7:19pm On Nov 06, 2009
lol really funny grin grin
Re: Robbed / Rapped by 2Direct(m): 7:50pm On Nov 06, 2009
Joke 4/10
Re: Robbed / Rapped by DONFASZY(op): 11:40am On Nov 09, 2009
@2Direct

post ur own, make i examine ur empty brain

na 4 / 400 u score 4 jamb abi, pele?
Re: Robbed / Rapped by aristole(m): 1:40pm On Nov 09, 2009
@ Don.
Dont be too temperamental here.O Boy,Ur B.P go dey rise small small o
Re: Robbed / Rapped by sylve11: 3:29pm On Nov 09, 2009
@poster that was tight! grin cool
Re: Robbed / Rapped by romsky: 3:38pm On Nov 09, 2009
dont undersatnd y don isnt tellin u all he was d rapist
Re: Robbed / Rapped by lbotus(f): 3:45pm On Nov 09, 2009
and u were the eye witness cool
Re: Robbed / Rapped by romsky: 4:25pm On Nov 09, 2009
eva present tatafo no beef me say u no get kabukabu to reach there fast
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