Nigeria is one funny place ehn? It is only in Nigeria that armed robbers would give notice of attack and funny enough folks will begin to panic. This cannot happen anywhere else in the world, because the rational thing that would happen is that these 'so called robbers' would be met with the full force of a community vigilante. But in naija, people will begin to be despondent and throw their arms in the air. I just dongerrit... smh for y'all.

Abeg make ask question 1st, pls tell say this kind of things dey happen for another country

I'm thinking of what will happen if one of the guys that wrote that letter is seeing this post on nairaland

Police sef go dey shiver

lol, the content of the letter funny die....

My Aminat508 please be safe

In the name of Almighty God and all the smaller gods,THEY, ARMED ROBBERS, WILL PERISH.WATERLOO.

Davash222:
According to the letter , the Robbers are pleading to the people of Osogbo to make they have Fufu and soup when they visit.


#for people who doesn't understand yoruba.

suppose we put some nice poison inside the food when they come visiting

mightyhazel:
Wich one be odogbo weed?

. He wanted to type Osogbo ni. Abi Na odogbo military Cantonment for ibadan

[size=16pt]Make the people go buy Acid keep na. Abi jaz dey for acid ni?

Give them mark "Acid Mark" so that when you see them for outside you go fee identify them[/size]

HAMEED16:
Sunday, November 20, 2016
Osogbo residents panic over notification letter by armed robbers
There was palpable fear at Kelebe Community in Osogbo, capital of Osun State over a letter that was circulated in the area, by unknown people, notifying the residents of the community about a proposed visit by the armed robbers.


The letter which was written in Yoruba language has circulated widely in the community and some of the residents were apprehensive about the scheduled armed robbery attack.

Daily Trust correspondent got a copy of the letter from one of the landlords in the community. A landlord hinted that some people have started relocating from the community because of the impending robbery attack.

The spokesperson of Kelebe Landlords Association, Mr Hakeem Bolarinwa told journalists that the warning was real and called on police and other security agencies in the state to be proactive by setting up necessary security measures that would ensure the safety of residents of the area.

Speaking on the development, the Commissioner of Police in the state, CP Fimihan Adeoye assured that policemen would be deployed to the area. He advised the residents of Kelebe and the entire people of Osun State not to panic over the purported letter.

The CP who spoke through the Police Public Relations Officer in the state, Folasade Odoro said police detective would investigate the supposedly armed robbers’ notification letter.
http://hameedoyegbade..com.ng/2016/11/osogbo-residents-panic-over.html

Please can anyone assist with a full translation of this letter?
Thanks

mightyhazel:
Wich one be odogbo weed?

Na the new species of Cannabis sativa ;DVery deadly. Deadlier than Osogbo weed.

SamuelAnyawu:

This has been happening since independence bro.

Officers now dey beg for transfer

kingwill2050:
Which business center photocopied the letter ? Investigate the local business center

na only business center get photocopying machine abi e no fit dey for house ni

HAMEED16:
Sunday, November 20, 2016
Osogbo residents panic over notification letter by armed robbers
There was palpable fear at Kelebe Community in Osogbo, capital of Osun State over a letter that was circulated in the area, by unknown people, notifying the residents of the community about a proposed visit by the armed robbers.


The letter which was written in Yoruba language has circulated widely in the community and some of the residents were apprehensive about the scheduled armed robbery attack.

Daily Trust correspondent got a copy of the letter from one of the landlords in the community. A landlord hinted that some people have started relocating from the community because of the impending robbery attack.

The spokesperson of Kelebe Landlords Association, Mr Hakeem Bolarinwa told journalists that the warning was real and called on police and other security agencies in the state to be proactive by setting up necessary security measures that would ensure the safety of residents of the area.

Speaking on the development, the Commissioner of Police in the state, CP Fimihan Adeoye assured that policemen would be deployed to the area. He advised the residents of Kelebe and the entire people of Osun State not to panic over the purported letter.

The CP who spoke through the Police Public Relations Officer in the state, Folasade Odoro said police detective would investigate the supposedly armed robbers’ notification letter.
http://hameedoyegbade..com.ng/2016/11/osogbo-residents-panic-over.html

i find it hard to read sef

kk

Keneking:
Aregbesola sef...there is no date on the letter, five streets have been proposed. This letter was written by a female from a forensic standpoint

An attack is unlikely but kidnapping among others are likely...to raise cash.

You are so intelligent bro.. ..

Osogbo residents, if you have any daughter between 16 - 35 wey dey house, just prepare condoms and ky jelly because dem go fhuck join other flexing.

Apart from weed, what else is Oshogbo known for

kayStelly:


Too much of foreign movies

"24" in particular

After dey get caught.. pple go dey shout say no to jungle justice!

Full translation:

Let the mouse in the house hear and tell the ones in the farm that all you residents around Kelebe will very shortly, receive visitors who are members of the “Blood Wasters Cult” during the unholy hours of the night. Our cult is coming to collect what is rightfully ours that is currently in your possession such as money, or valuables that can be quickly converted into cold hard cash.

We are not scared of anyone who believes they can face us in combat because they have fortified themselves with “Jazz” such as “Ayeta” or “Ajabo”. However, let such people know that we too stand extremely gallant. Anybody that does not cooperate with us, our cult is prepared to waste the person’s blood in full accordance with our moniker. However, anyone that gently hands over what is rightfully ours, only that person will enjoy the rest of his/her life in good health. The Names of the members of our five-man cult are:

1. Kogberegbe (I have no idea what this means)
2. Mujemuje (Blood sucker)
3. Dunbue (Cut it into pieces)
4. Akeeke Ati (Scorpion)
5. Salaake (Cut it with the Axe)

To anyone that thinks this is just an empty threat, we say go and enquire about us in areas we have wreaked havoc in the past such as: Oke-Baale, Agoinande, Ainosuuru, Oke-Onitii, all the way to Ikirun and Ibokun. We wish you happy Merry Christmas and Happy New Year in advance.

Ultrame:
Full translation:

Let the mouse in the house hear and tell the ones in the farm that all you residents around Kelebe will very shortly, receive visitors who are members of the “Blood Wasters Cult” during the unholy hours of the night. Our cult is coming to collect what is rightfully ours that is currently in your possession such as money, or valuables that can be quickly converted into cold hard cash.

We are not scared of anyone who believes they can face us in combat because they have fortified themselves with “Jazz” such as “Ayeta” or “Ajabo”. However, let such people know that we too stand extremely gallant. Anybody that does not cooperate with us, our cult is prepared to waste the person’s blood in full accordance with our moniker. However, anyone that gently hands over what is rightfully ours, only that person will enjoy the rest of his/her life in good health. The Names of the members of our five-man cult are:

1. Kogberegbe (I have no idea what this means)
2. Mujemuje (Blood sucker)
3. Dunbue (Cut it into pieces)
4. Akeeke Ati (Scorpion)
5. Salaake (Cut it with the Axe)

To anyone that thinks this is just an empty threat, we say go and enquire about us in areas we have wreaked havoc in the past such as: Oke-Baale, Agoinande, Ainosuuru, Oke-Onitii, all the way to Ikirun and Ibokun. We wish you happy Merry Christmas and Happy New Year in advance.

You get time sha. Lol

derespect:
Arrant nonsense in a country that has a democratically elected President

Meanwhile, check my signature and you will be glad u made a good choice

I checked but

Ultrame:
Full translation:

Let the mouse in the house hear and tell the ones in the farm that all you residents around Kelebe will very shortly, receive visitors who are members of the “Blood Wasters Cult” during the unholy hours of the night. Our cult is coming to collect what is rightfully ours that is currently in your possession such as money, or valuables that can be quickly converted into cold hard cash.

We are not scared of anyone who believes they can face us in combat because they have fortified themselves with “Jazz” such as “Ayeta” or “Ajabo”. However, let such people know that we too stand extremely gallant. Anybody that does not cooperate with us, our cult is prepared to waste the person’s blood in full accordance with our moniker. However, anyone that gently hands over what is rightfully ours, only that person will enjoy the rest of his/her life in good health. The Names of the members of our five-man cult are:

1. Kogberegbe (I have no idea what this means)
2. Mujemuje (Blood sucker)
3. Dunbue (Cut it into pieces)
4. Akeeke Ati (Scorpion)
5. Salaake (Cut it with the Axe)

To anyone that thinks this is just an empty threat, we say go and enquire about us in areas we have wreaked havoc in the past such as: Oke-Baale, Agoinande, Ainosuuru, Oke-Onitii, all the way to Ikirun and Ibokun. We wish you happy Merry Christmas and Happy New Year in advance.

E be like say you get A1 for English and Yoruba join together. I like your translation without leaving the funny content

WiseFool2:

Na the new species of Cannabis sativa ;DVery deadly. Deadlier than Osogbo weed.

odikwa risky

Ultrame:
Full translation:
.....

The Names of the members of our five-man cult are:

1. Kogberegbe (I have no idea what this means)
No nonsense
2. Mujemuje (Blood sucker)
3. Dunbue (Cut it into pieces)
4. Akeeke (Scorpion)
Ati (and)
5. Salaake (Cut it with the Axe)

Terrifying names.


#YourPlansWillFailInJesusName.

SamuelAnyawu:

Dude, this has been going on for decades.

Also, if GEJ was such a great President, why didn't he make any attempt to stop armed robbery in Naija?

Aregbese Shoppers oya food don done.

derespect:
Arrant nonsense in a country that has a democratically elected President

Meanwhile, check my signature and you will be glad u made a good choice

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