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| Expensive Lie! by aristole(m): 1:54pm On Nov 06, 2009 |
There was this guy sunbathing in the nude at the beach. Well, this little girl comes up to him, so he covers his private parts with a newspaper. The little girl says, "What's under there?" So the man answers, "A bird." The girl goes away and the man falls asleep. When he wakes up, he is in a hospital and in great pain. A doctor comes up to his bed and asks, "What happened?" The man answers, "I don't know. I was at the beach and I fell as leep after talking to a little girl." So the doctor calls the Police, and they go to the beach to find any witnesses. When they get there, they saw the little girl the man was talking about. So they ask her if she did anything to the man. She answers, " I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping, I played with his bird. After a while, it spit at me, so I broke its neck, burned its nest, and smashed all its eggs.  |
| Re: Expensive Lie! by scottN(m): 1:56pm On Nov 06, 2009 |
LFMAO |
| Re: Expensive Lie! by Ben13: 2:04pm On Nov 06, 2009 |
You try though na Ctrl V + refined |
| Re: Expensive Lie! by bussyodu: 1:05pm On Nov 20, 2009 |
@ UNCLE BEN. Lets see urs now |
| Re: Expensive Lie! by Abbeycity4(f): 3:14pm On Nov 20, 2009 |
hmmmm!  |
| Re: Expensive Lie! by starlife30(m): 10:56am On Nov 21, 2009 |
@poster, u try, 7/10 |
| Re: Expensive Lie! by yousouph(m): 8:54pm On Nov 21, 2009 |
It makes my girl laugh but me  |
| Re: Expensive Lie! by mailmalc(m): 12:35am On Nov 22, 2009 |
lol niceeee  |
| Re: Expensive Lie! by lightwalk(m): 7:36pm On Nov 22, 2009 |
Nize one, . . . though I've heard it before |
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