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First Condom! by busybody20(op): 1:11pm On Nov 08, 2009
I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, ‘No, this is my first time.’

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.

‘Just a minute,’ she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. ‘Do these excite you?’ She asked.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk.

‘Well, come on’, she said, ‘We don’t have much time.’ So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOWWWWWWWW, I was done within a few moments.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. ‘Did you put that condom on?’ she asked.

I said, ‘I sure did,’ and held up my thumb to show her.

She fainted.
grin grin
Re: First Condom! by Abbygyal(f): 5:52pm On Nov 08, 2009
lool
Re: First Condom! by ennybobo: 9:47pm On Nov 08, 2009
oh boy you just dey enjoy your life till hiv caught up with you.congrat oo
Re: First Condom! by kodylicky(f): 10:18am On Nov 09, 2009
lol
Re: First Condom! by Abbeycity4(f): 11:40am On Nov 09, 2009
lol omo buruku grin
Re: First Condom! by aristole(m): 12:41pm On Nov 09, 2009
I pity u.Yeye boy
Re: First Condom! by DONFASZY(m): 12:52pm On Nov 09, 2009
stale joke

u didnt finish d jokes, she fainted cos she has passed CONCENTRATED HIV/GONO/STAP VIA UR SMALL D**K DAT CANT FIT IN A CONDOM BUT YA THUMB

OMO JATIJATI
Re: First Condom! by Abbygyal(f): 7:00pm On Nov 09, 2009
don fazzy take it easy kilo leto yenhuh??
Re: First Condom! by DONFASZY(m): 9:08am On Nov 10, 2009
@Abbygyal

am jokin 2
Re: First Condom! by aristole(m): 12:04pm On Nov 12, 2009
D Guy na from Afghan.

See his expired village way of joking.
Re: First Condom! by papine(m): 1:09pm On Nov 12, 2009
@poster, nothing do u

@aristole, give him a break now haba

again @poster, what is the condition of the girl now ? grin grin
Re: First Condom! by shayoor(f): 4:40pm On Nov 12, 2009
lol
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