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My First Condom by busybody20: 1:21pm On Nov 08, 2009

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, ‘No, this is my first time.’

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.

‘Just a minute,’ she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. ‘Do these excite you?’ She asked.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk.

‘Well, come on’, she said, ‘We don’t have much time.’ So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOWWWWWWWW, I was done within a few moments.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. ‘Did you put that condom on?’ she asked.

I said, ‘I sure did,’ and held up my thumb to show her.

She fainted
grin

Re: My First Condom by Nobody: 1:24pm On Nov 08, 2009

hahahahahahahaha grin

Baby bells in 9months if this was a true story grin

Re: My First Condom by Shola2009(m): 1:27pm On Nov 08, 2009

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. ‘Did you put that condom on?’ she asked.

I said, ‘I sure did,’ and held up my thumb to show her.

She fainted

LMAO!
who no go faint?

Re: My First Condom by whitesturd(f): 1:29pm On Nov 08, 2009

Ha ha ha ha.i don die.laughs my sexy ass off.this shd be moved to the jokes section.

Re: My First Condom by Bontee: 1:35pm On Nov 08, 2009

Re: My First Condom by Pharoh: 1:39pm On Nov 08, 2009

Please move this to the jokes section grin

, Nairaland always makes me laugh like a baby. cheesy

Ebonyeyes:

hahahahahahahaha Baby bells in 9months if this was a true story

I doubt it oo grin

, How is your day going?

whitesturd:

Ha ha ha ha.i don die.laughs my sexy ass off.this shd be moved to the jokes section.

Seconded

, How are you doing?

Re: My First Condom by Nobody: 1:40pm On Nov 08, 2009

Im good hun, much better today than yesterday. Hope you are well.

Re: My First Condom by whitesturd(f): 1:42pm On Nov 08, 2009

Pharoh:

Please move this to the jokes section , Nairaland always makes me laugh like a baby.

I doubt it oo , How is your day going?

Seconded , How are you doing?

i am fine jare.how was ur nite?hpe kul.

Re: My First Condom by Igwe9(m): 1:59pm On Nov 08, 2009

busybody20:

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. ‘Did you put that condom on?’ she asked.

I said, ‘I sure did,’ and held up my thumb to show her.

She fainted

hehehe.

Re: My First Condom by eyonigger(m): 2:00pm On Nov 08, 2009

Thumbs up to the thumb condom. grin

Re: My First Condom by Nobody: 2:05pm On Nov 08, 2009

busybody20:

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, ‘No, this is my first time.’

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.

‘Just a minute,’ she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. ‘Do these excite you?’ She asked.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk.

‘Well, come on’, she said, ‘We don’t have much time.’ So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOWWWWWWWW, I was done within a few moments.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. ‘Did you put that condom on?’ she asked.

I said, ‘I sure did,’ and held up my thumb to show her.

She fainted

Rofl is this real?

Re: My First Condom by kay9(m): 2:06pm On Nov 08, 2009

lwkmd!

Re: My First Condom by kay9(m): 2:07pm On Nov 08, 2009

rokiatu:

Rofl is this real?

Cos not, but hilarious all the same!

Re: My First Condom by Nobody: 2:08pm On Nov 08, 2009

kay9:

Cos not, but hilarious all the same!

are u the poster

Re: My First Condom by Shola2009(m): 2:19pm On Nov 08, 2009

lol

Re: My First Condom by akjoseph1: 2:56pm On Nov 08, 2009

how your penis take enter in tota grin

Re: My First Condom by Pharoh: 3:11pm On Nov 08, 2009

whitesturd:

i am fine jare.how was your nite?hpe kul.

Yeah it was kul

, Any sabbath blessing for me? grin

Ebonyeyes:

Im good hun, much better today than yesterday. Hope you are well.

Dear i am well wink

, just back from service.

@poster come and tell us part 2 na cheesy

Re: My First Condom by kay9(m): 3:13pm On Nov 08, 2009

rokiatu:

are u the poster

Naa, but i know a story when i read one. Wait up some, hmmm, looks like you were hoping it is true, hun. wink

Re: My First Condom by THEAMAKA3(f): 4:21pm On Nov 08, 2009

LMFAO!!
this was hilarious, for real.

Re: My First Condom by TheSeeker(m): 4:38pm On Nov 08, 2009

I no fit laugh abeg!

Re: My First Condom by IFELEKE(m): 4:45pm On Nov 08, 2009

Holy Cow!

busybody u wan kill pesin?

Re: My First Condom by THEAMAKA3(f): 4:47pm On Nov 08, 2009

well also she works at the pharmacy so there should be "the morning after pill" there available for her.
so no worries. lol
but the story is hilarious, THE THUMB!! grin

Re: My First Condom by Godmother2: 7:58pm On Nov 08, 2009

busybody20:

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, ‘No, this is my first time.’

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.

‘Just a minute,’ she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. ‘Do these excite you?’ She asked.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk.

‘Well, come on’, she said, ‘We don’t have much time.’ So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOWWWWWWWW, I was done within a few moments.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. ‘Did you put that condom on?’ she asked.

I said, ‘I sure did,’ and held up my thumb to show her.

She fainted

hehehehehe, I like your fantasy; good one.Serves the lady right

Re: My First Condom by saintneo(m): 8:55pm On Nov 08, 2009

kia! dis tori fit mk person laugh in Persian like Ahmadinejad

Re: My First Condom by 190yaris1: 9:13pm On Nov 08, 2009

and whats so funny~

this aint romantic

its just some God damn copy-paste~

Re: My First Condom by chelseabmw(m): 9:35pm On Nov 08, 2009

lol, Hahahaahahahahahhahahhaha grin

I wan die for laugh

Re: My First Condom by oYaTo(m): 11:59pm On Nov 08, 2009

lmyo

Re: My First Condom by Radiant(f): 1:28am On Nov 09, 2009

hehehehe. . . silly wally grin

Re: My First Condom by OAM4J: 1:31am On Nov 09, 2009

Hope u don do HIV test, cheesy

Re: My First Condom by sexyLeamon(f): 2:53am On Nov 09, 2009

busybody20:

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, ‘No, this is my first time.’

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.

‘Just a minute,’ she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. ‘Do these excite you?’ She asked.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk.

‘Well, come on’, she said, ‘We don’t have much time.’ So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOWWWWWWWW, I was done within a few moments.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. ‘Did you put that condom on?’ she asked.

I said, ‘I sure did,’ and held up my thumb to show her.

She fainted

have u consider comedy as a career? grin

Re: My First Condom by Outstrip(f): 2:57am On Nov 09, 2009

lol

Re: My First Condom by Pweety4me(f): 3:58am On Nov 09, 2009

@Post lmao o my daze but wait ooo how old is dis woman? grin

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