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Bee In My Puz**y by DONFASZY(m): 1:15pm On Nov 09, 2009
One day a man and a woman were having sex and a bee flew up the womans pussy.

The man took the woman to the hospital.

The doctor said he was going to put some honey on the tip of his penis and lure the bee out.

The doctor begins to lure the bee out, and soon realises it's not working, so he begins thrusting his penis into this woman.

The man appears shocked and says "Doctor, what the hell do you think your doing".

The docrot replies "I couldn't lure it out, so I'm going to drown the bastard"
Re: Bee In My Puz**y by clemcykul(f): 1:17pm On Nov 09, 2009
i earnestly wish to be a doctor, all the goodies they see and feel chai!!
Re: Bee In My Puz**y by aristole(m): 1:24pm On Nov 09, 2009
@ Poste
Stale!
Re: Bee In My Puz**y by DONFASZY(m): 1:24pm On Nov 09, 2009
@clemcykul

u r a bad child from a good mother
Re: Bee In My Puz**y by DONFASZY(m): 1:30pm On Nov 09, 2009
@aristole

d post is new,u r stale
Re: Bee In My Puz**y by clemcykul(f): 3:38pm On Nov 09, 2009
ohh jeezz lmoa! grin grin grin grin
Re: Bee In My Puz**y by shayoor(f): 4:16pm On Nov 09, 2009
not dat funny
Re: Bee In My Puz**y by romsky: 4:22pm On Nov 09, 2009
but u commented
Re: Bee In My Puz**y by lawisong(m): 8:46pm On Nov 09, 2009
@Aristotle
Please try post your own and stop criticising. If the joke is stale to you it may be fresh to others. You nairaland girls like to attack a poster if his post makes jest on the female sexuality. Afterall no be only womanliness the poster mentioned, he also mentioned our much-valued penis.[color=][/color]
Re: Bee In My Puz**y by DONFASZY(m): 9:10am On Nov 10, 2009
@lawisong

10x bross

i go soon break aristole empty head one day
Re: Bee In My Puz**y by Jeovy(m): 10:32am On Nov 10, 2009
@post
damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Re: Bee In My Puz**y by clemcykul(f): 11:34am On Nov 10, 2009
jeovy u well so?? why ur own dey always different?
Re: Bee In My Puz**y by sweetpie23: 6:44pm On Nov 10, 2009
:p
Re: Bee In My Puz**y by DONFASZY(m): 5:15pm On Nov 12, 2009
cry cry cry crydamn,i have got some stupid jobless intruders
Re: Bee In My Puz**y by D1KeleVra(m): 8:09pm On Nov 12, 2009
clemcykul:

i earnestly wish to be a doctor, all the goodies they see and feel chai!!

u can be my doctor cheesy
Re: Bee In My Puz**y by aristole(m): 1:49pm On Nov 13, 2009
lawisong:

@Aristotle
Please try post your own and stop criticising. If the joke is stale to you it may be fresh to others. You nairaland girls like to attack a poster if his post makes jest on the female sexuality. Afterall no be only womanliness the poster mentioned, he also mentioned our much-valued penis.[color=][/color]

My criticisms (if I do @ all) are very constructive.Its just that this FASASI thing is having a screw left in his leproused and pentium 1 brain during his 4th pyschiatry surgery. grin grin grin
Re: Bee In My Puz**y by lawisong(m): 10:08pm On Nov 16, 2009
@Aristotle
Haba! Baby I am humbled by your vocab and wordplay but abeg which dictionary i fit see these words? Michael West or Chris Okotie Advanced learners dictionary?
Re: Bee In My Puz**y by Marhoski(m): 10:29pm On Nov 16, 2009
@ artistole go light fire nd boil stone in ur dog like puuzzzssy
Re: Bee In My Puz**y by 2Direct(m): 8:15am On Nov 17, 2009
*Dies* hahahahaha Dog like pussy huh. If be woman i go just vex go killmyself
Re: Bee In My Puz**y by clemcykul(f): 10:26am On Nov 17, 2009
awww
Re: Bee In My Puz**y by DONFASZY(m): 3:52pm On Nov 17, 2009
indeed
Re: Bee In My Puz**y by 2Direct(m): 3:55pm On Nov 17, 2009
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Re: Bee In My Puz**y by Dunddy(m): 6:25pm On Nov 17, 2009
i deys go study medicine o. shocked
Re: Bee In My Puz**y by 2Direct(m): 6:45pm On Nov 17, 2009
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Re: Bee In My Puz**y by Dunddy(m): 6:46pm On Nov 17, 2009
receive ya healing and speak.
Re: Bee In My Puz**y by 2Direct(m): 6:49pm On Nov 17, 2009
Clem talk am sey u nor well
Re: Bee In My Puz**y by D1KeleVra(m): 11:46pm On Nov 17, 2009
ok
Re: Bee In My Puz**y by Dunddy(m): 10:13am On Nov 18, 2009
2Direct:

Clem talk am sey u nor well
were u talking to me, or u were just playing mad?
Re: Bee In My Puz**y by clemcykul(f): 10:10am On Nov 19, 2009
jeeeze hehehhe
Re: Bee In My Puz**y by tayoast(m): 12:31pm On Nov 19, 2009
9ce piece
Re: Bee In My Puz**y by hclacid(m): 3:54pm On Nov 19, 2009
people like Aristotle on learning any little thing would want to use it at any glance not caring if it makes sense or not and they definitely won't make others rest. look at the misuse of english, why can't some people just contain themselves. you know what the bible says about a person without control over his spirit,
Re: Bee In My Puz**y by clemcykul(f): 4:18pm On Nov 19, 2009
hcl preaching?? lmao!


no seriously wat happened to u embarassed grin

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