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Corrected Nigeria Proverbs by saydfact(m): 8:56am On Dec 01, 2016
Adamu was asked to complete the following in an exam:


Que. 1; "A bird in hand"? - Ans; Correct bird in hand, if it no be barbecue wetin it wan be?

Que. 2; "Half bread is better than? - Ans; Puff puff and buns.

Que. 3; "He who lives in a glass house"? - Ans; Pepper don rest for am be that.

Que. 4; "He who fights and run away"? - Ans; Na fear catch am.

Que. 5; "A rolling stone"? - Ans; If you get sense, comot im way.

Que. 6; "A patient dog"? - Ans; Before nko, na bone he go chop, infact na hunger go kill am.

Que. 7; "An apple a day"? - Ans; Omo na 3k be that for month end ooh.

Que. 8; "All work and no play"? - Ans; Lailai, even computer get Solitaire.

Que. 9; "Birds of the same feather"?... Ans; Na twins dem be now.

Que. 9; "Once beaten"? - Ans; Na revenge go follow be that

Que .10; "A friend in need"? - Ans; How that one take concern me, I be CBN?

Que. 11; "One good turn"? - Ans; Na correct driver do am.

Que. 12; "A journey of a thousand miles"? - Ans; Book am for wakanow.

Que. 13; "He who laughs last"? - Ans; He suppose dey Yaba left side.

Que. 14; "A fool at forty"? - Ans; Dem plenty on top social media

Que. 15; "A stitch in time"? - Ans; The person get needle for house.


Oya add yours....
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Re: Corrected Nigeria Proverbs by Thepasserby(m): 1:51pm On Dec 01, 2016
Hmmmmmm... Adamu Don Jogodo..
Re: Corrected Nigeria Proverbs by saydfact(m): 10:44am On Dec 05, 2016
Thepasserby:
Hmmmmmm... Adamu Don Jogodo..


abi he get sense self..

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