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| Funny Shit by moonraker(m): 9:52am On Nov 10, 2009 |
Guy: Hey, how you doing babygirl, i noticed you from across the way and i think me and you should get the talking Girl: Watever Guy: so if your not doing anything later on tonight, maybe err you could come over to my place Girl: And?? Guy: babygirl, do you know how much money i got, Oprah does my laundry Girl: so what?? Guy: Michael Jordan cuts my grass Girl: Big deal Guy: you know how freebilies i am, i drive a hummer to the end of my driveway, just to get the mail and thats all i use it for, Girl: that aint nothing Guy: i got 6 stock brokers, 14 doctors, 2 lawyers, 17 accountants and 8 other lawyers to watch the first two lawyers Girl: God, get outta my face Guy: i got custom made condoms made up from other peoples Girl: wow really Guy: err shit, when am too tired to get my socks blown, i hire someone else to Bleep for me Girl: obviously, you must take me for someone who gives a shit GUY: you know how rich i am?? you know how much credit i ve got?? i threw away all my platinum cards and got a Uranium card. Girl: err loser Guy: Bitch Guy: i drive a rolls royce pick up truck Girl: step up buckie Guy: i got a penthouse with a helicopter pad on the roof and snipers in the other building to make sure no one steals my helicopter. Girl: look, played out player, i dont need you, i got a vibrator guy: donald trump delivers my newspaper in the morning and i dont even tip him Girl: listen muthafucker, if you want some of this, you gonna have to give me some more, Guy: goddamn, there aint no more,, is there?? |
| Re: Funny Shit by Jeovy(m): 10:19am On Nov 10, 2009 |
waste of my time |
| Re: Funny Shit by Godmother(f): 7:01pm On Nov 10, 2009 |
I like this joke for its originality and its also funny |
| Re: Funny Shit by dominique(f): 7:17pm On Nov 10, 2009 |
not funny one bit. |
| Re: Funny Shit by Kunbee: 10:13pm On Nov 10, 2009 |
Its ok  |
| Re: Funny Shit by shayoor(f): 2:05pm On Nov 11, 2009 |
not funny |
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