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Re: Daddy How was I born? by clemcykul(f): 4:00pm On Nov 16, 2009
pls dye ur grey hairs
Re: Daddy How was I born? by D1KeleVra(m): 4:06pm On Nov 16, 2009
yes ma! smiley
Re: Daddy How was I born? by clemcykul(f): 4:10pm On Nov 16, 2009
ure welcome grandie
Re: Daddy How was I born? by Ben13: 4:13pm On Nov 16, 2009
you don get the mixture of white and grey hair for under
Re: Daddy How was I born? by D1KeleVra(m): 4:16pm On Nov 16, 2009
commot! palm wine-tapping ole!
Re: Daddy How was I born? by clemcykul(f): 4:17pm On Nov 16, 2009
grin
benard the bad belle, i never get ur time now
Re: Daddy How was I born? by Ben13: 4:18pm On Nov 16, 2009
you never even know ya grandi finish
Re: Daddy How was I born? by clemcykul(f): 4:28pm On Nov 16, 2009
at least i know ur own
Re: Daddy How was I born? by Ben13: 4:29pm On Nov 16, 2009
So, daddy how was I born?
Re: Daddy How was I born? by clemcykul(f): 4:44pm On Nov 16, 2009
its a long story
*clears throat* my son listen attentively, let me first light my pipe

errr in the year 19>>>>>>>>>>>


*to be continued*
Re: Daddy How was I born? by Ben13: 4:54pm On Nov 16, 2009
Daddy, why are u ashamed of saying the truth?
Re: Daddy How was I born? by D1KeleVra(m): 8:47pm On Nov 16, 2009
undecided
Re: Daddy How was I born? by 2Direct(m): 10:29pm On Nov 16, 2009
The story has no end ben, Sorry
Re: Daddy How was I born? by clemcykul(f): 10:42am On Nov 17, 2009
story continues

on this fateful friday afternoon,
the weather was just not friendly in the village of okokbioko

while i was busy tilling the soil to cultivate some crops
a beautiful village damsel crossed my path,

wrigling her buttocks left, ryte and centre
the damsel happens to be so beautiful and ethereal,

to be continued***********
Re: Daddy How was I born? by Ben13: 2:25pm On Nov 17, 2009
*waiting* don't tell me I am a born throw away grin
Re: Daddy How was I born? by gabriel4u(m): 4:27pm On Nov 17, 2009
@POSTER(poster office?)
you may good or try,
Re: Daddy How was I born? by D1KeleVra(m): 11:58pm On Nov 17, 2009
Clem. . . shut up please!!! and sit down. sad
Re: Daddy How was I born? by 2Direct(m): 9:00am On Nov 18, 2009
She forgot dwarfs like u hardly see the blackboard from the back seat'
Re: Daddy How was I born? by Ben13: 9:16am On Nov 18, 2009
The teacher is even in support cheesy
Re: Daddy How was I born? by 2Direct(m): 9:36am On Nov 18, 2009
We dont have dwarfs at conventry university where i teach jor
Re: Daddy How was I born? by Ben13: 9:48am On Nov 18, 2009
who dash monkey banana
Re: Daddy How was I born? by lightwalk(m): 5:12pm On Nov 18, 2009
gabriel4u:

@POSTER(poster office?)
you may good or try,


@2direct: How did you know all that
Re: Daddy How was I born? by 2Direct(m): 5:18pm On Nov 18, 2009
@lightwalk, I spent 4years working at conventry university baby. Ben u are the monkey
Re: Daddy How was I born? by Ben13: 5:25pm On Nov 18, 2009
lol stop diverting cheesy
Re: Daddy How was I born? by lightwalk(m): 5:31pm On Nov 18, 2009
2Direct:

@lightwalk, I spent 4years working at conventry university baby. Ben u are the monkey
Conventry University.? I'll like to hear more about it
Re: Daddy How was I born? by 2Direct(m): 5:34pm On Nov 18, 2009
What do u wanna know?
Re: Daddy How was I born? by lightwalk(m): 5:35pm On Nov 18, 2009
How did you know someone sits in the back?
Re: Daddy How was I born? by 2Direct(m): 5:47pm On Nov 18, 2009
Lol are u a short man?
Re: Daddy How was I born? by lightwalk(m): 5:58pm On Nov 18, 2009
SMall is better cheesy
Re: Daddy How was I born? by Ben13: 6:06pm On Nov 18, 2009
yeah tiny thin
Re: Daddy How was I born? by 2Direct(m): 6:08pm On Nov 18, 2009
Man U mean u are small in size? Ha kunbee would like
Re: Daddy How was I born? by lightwalk(m): 6:11pm On Nov 18, 2009
2Direct:

Man U mean u are small in size? Ha kunbee would like
Shussh! She's tracking you! wink grin
I'm very tall and fat and handsome angry tongue

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