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Car Trouble by Pharoh: 6:22pm On Nov 12, 2009
There are three engineers in a car: an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer.
Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.
The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred.
The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.
Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion, "Why don't we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it'll work !?"

grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Car Trouble by D1KeleVra(m): 7:55pm On Nov 12, 2009
lol niiice!
Re: Car Trouble by Kunbee: 12:49am On Nov 13, 2009
Boring tongue
Re: Car Trouble by mondob2k(m): 2:07am On Nov 13, 2009
u go fear microsoft engineer . kool one
Re: Car Trouble by kodylicky(f): 9:17am On Nov 13, 2009
cheesy cheesy cheesy lol
Re: Car Trouble by 2Direct(m): 9:30am On Nov 13, 2009
Kumbee u try lol
Re: Car Trouble by aristole(m): 9:38am On Nov 13, 2009
I also concour wd Kunbee
Re: Car Trouble by Pharoh: 10:30am On Nov 13, 2009
Kunbee:

Boring tongue

Take ya time oo  grin grin i go throw more no worry  tongue

aristole:

I also concour wd Kunbee

Hope you are not Kunbeering concurring with her at the back of the car  grin grin
Re: Car Trouble by 2Direct(m): 10:40am On Nov 13, 2009
So Aristole is a female ehn?
Re: Car Trouble by Pharoh: 10:45am On Nov 13, 2009
She fit be lesfimale grin so oya stand outside the car while she do her thing with kunbee LOL grin grin
Re: Car Trouble by shayoor(f): 10:49am On Nov 13, 2009
lol
Re: Car Trouble by 2Direct(m): 10:58am On Nov 13, 2009
Pharoah, U no well at all , lol wetin dem dey kumb inside car na?
Re: Car Trouble by Pharoh: 11:07am On Nov 13, 2009
Guy i be child of God na i don't know what is kumb, kunbee or kunbeering ooo  grin grin
Re: Car Trouble by 2Direct(m): 11:22am On Nov 13, 2009
Mark my word, KUMBEE is gonna kick your ass for messing with her
Re: Car Trouble by Pharoh: 11:34am On Nov 13, 2009
I no get ass ooo  grin na Kunbass and kunbee-ass i get na  tongue
Re: Car Trouble by aristole(m): 11:56am On Nov 13, 2009
2Direct:

So Aristole is a female ehn?

No.I am a malefe
Re: Car Trouble by D1KeleVra(m): 5:29pm On Nov 13, 2009
so is 2direct
Re: Car Trouble by Kunbee: 2:18am On Nov 14, 2009
2Direct:

Kumbee u try lol

Its kunbee smiley
aristole:

I also concour wd Kunbee

Thank you mama smiley
Pharoh:

Take ya time oo  grin grin i go throw more no worry  tongue
Hope you are not Kunbeering concurring with her at the back of the car  grin grin
How is this supposed to make sense *rolls eyes*
Pharoh:

Guy i be child of God na i don't know what is kumb, kunbee or kunbeering ooo  grin grin
[size=32pt]THE NAME IS KUNBI[/size]
2Direct:

Mark my word, KUMBEE is gonna kick your ass for messing with her
And for the 4th time its Kunbi smiley and phraoh is a gay
Pharoh:

I no get ass ooo  grin na Kunbass and kunbee-ass i get na  tongue

You wish you had a brain didnt you undecided undecided cool cool
Re: Car Trouble by Pharoh: 7:52am On Nov 14, 2009
Okay Kunbi enough is enough Jare embarassed

No name calling am off your case now

It was all a Joke don't take it serious.
Re: Car Trouble by tammyswits(f): 8:10am On Nov 14, 2009
Lol!, Laugh out low
Re: Car Trouble by dani1luv: 10:12am On Nov 14, 2009
lmao
Re: Car Trouble by Pharoh: 10:45am On Nov 14, 2009
tammyswits:

Lol!, Laugh out low

Do you mean Laughing Out Low-loud? grin
Re: Car Trouble by 2Direct(m): 11:24am On Nov 14, 2009
Dickele and Aristole, Whats dat supposed to mean? @kunbee, take it easy on pharaoh he's a good kid unlike Dickele the labrat *winks*
Re: Car Trouble by D1KeleVra(m): 3:19pm On Nov 14, 2009
go and ask the british high commission

2Direct:

Dickele and Aristole, Whats dat supposed to mean? @kunbee, take it easy on pharaoh he's a good kid unlike Dickele the labrat *winks*

take ya useless time o!
Re: Car Trouble by tammyswits(f): 10:21pm On Nov 14, 2009
@pharoh, I mean whatever u think i mean!
Re: Car Trouble by Kunbee: 10:43pm On Nov 14, 2009
Pharoh:

Okay Kunbi enough is enough Jare embarassed
No name calling am off your case now
It was all a Joke don't take it serious.

I never took it serious but get the name right wink
2Direct:

@kunbee, take it easy on pharaoh he's a good kid unlike Dickele the labrat *winks*

Ok sir smiley
Re: Car Trouble by D1KeleVra(m): 10:46pm On Nov 14, 2009
no mind pharaoh. . . see as him dey smile. . . he has no clue where egypt is
Re: Car Trouble by Pharoh: 4:19am On Nov 15, 2009
Kunbee:

I never took it serious but get the name right wink
Ok sir smiley


Okay sweetie no problem and nice to know you accepted me as a good kid .  grin

D1KeleVra:

no mind pharaoh. . . see as him dey smile. . . he has no clue where egypt is

Hmm see Jamb Question, I got it  smiley It is the Capital of Saudi Arabia  cheesy

tammyswits:

@pharoh, I mean whatever u think i mean!

Okay got ya wink
Re: Car Trouble by Kunbee: 4:22am On Nov 15, 2009
Pharoh:

Okay sweetie no problem and nice to know you accepted me as a good kid .  grin

You are my good son kiss
Re: Car Trouble by Pharoh: 4:57am On Nov 15, 2009
kiss

How is weekend going?
Re: Car Trouble by Kunbee: 5:18am On Nov 15, 2009
So-so wink
Re: Car Trouble by Pharoh: 5:49am On Nov 15, 2009
Good smiley

So where you at if i may ask?

You are here when i should be sleeping.

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