Mobsync:
I am running a mini promo ONLY for those who lost their money in the recent MMM crash. You are to answer all three riddles correctly and write a very short statement of not more than two sentences, explaining why you took part in MMM.

1. I am something. I am everywhere and I am nowhere. You can feel me but you cannot see me. What am I?
2. Which is heavier, a ton of feathers or a ton of stone?
3. Which is faster, hot or cold?

Only one answer is allowed per person and anyone with more than one answer is automatically disqualified. Also, don't forget to add your short statement explaining the reason(s) you participated in MMM.

The first three correct answers with the most convincing reason(s) get 6,000 naira each. No questions.

samuel051:
i don't do mmm but i think u need a new pairs of brain..

egopersonified:
Please just save that money till January and provide help when they open, cause that is when they would need it most

Mobsync:


Humans only have one brain, so it is not a pair. Even if it was a pair, we use "pair" and not "pairs". Is that clear?

samuel051:
dude i use the word pairs because i know DAT fairly used brains comes with factory default, since u already have fault in your follow come then you need extra pairs to switch at intervals so you can start doing d right thing at d right time.capish!!!

Mobsync:


Stop trying to justify your use of pair. As I said earlier, the human brain does not come in pairs. And even if it did, it would be "a pair of brain" and not "a pairs of brain".

samuel051:
my boy go and learn tenses and rules of concord or bring ur school fees make we use am drink beer.

Mobsync:


Mr man, na you suppose learn tenses and rules of concord.

Pair is singular and pairs is plural. "Pair of shoes"and "pair of trousers" are singular terms, which mean two shoes (that is, one left and right leg of the same kind) and one trouser respectively.

"Pairs of shoes"and "pairs of trousers" are plural terms, which mean more at least four shoes (that is, at least two left and right legs of the same kind) and at least, two trousers respectively.

Brains come in ones and not in twos, so they are neither in pair nor pairs.

And even if brains came in pairs, it should be "a pair of brain" for one pair and "a pairs of brains" for more than one pair. You said "a pairs of brain" and were referring to one brain, which does not even come in pairs in the first place.

Don't confuse yourself. I am well-versed in English Language.

samuel051:
u re well versed in English yet u created a dumb tread like an illiterate person,Thats y i said u need two pairs of brains to be combined and replaced ur malfunctioning one.

Mobsync:


You initially said a pairs of brains. Now it's two pairs of brains. That's good. At least, it shows that you're slowly grabbing my explanation.

However, the new phrase sis still wrong because BRAINS DON'T COME IN PAIRS.

You should have just said "you need a new brain".

samuel051:
i don't do mmm but i think u need a new pairs of brain..

samuel051:
which means two pairs is not enough,op u need 3 pairs of new brains,

Mobsync:


Same old sh1t. You don't even know how to quote properly.

samuel051:
lol,no,I'm just playing with ya..

Mobsync:


I was also playing with you.