If Football was like Nollywood Movies.
One day thunder will strike and Cristiano Ronaldo will fall on the pitch and starts shouting, "I will confess!, I will confess!, please
oh, I will talk oh, I tied Kaka and made him lose form".
Spectators: Heyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!
Cristiano Ronaldo continues: I also used the charm I got from Portugal to tie down Bale, just to make sure he doesn't perform better. Cristiano Ronaldo coughs and continues: I cursed the Jersey number 7 in Manchester United so that any player that wears it will become a dummy like Michael Owen, Anthony Valencia, Angel Di Maria, Memphis Depay. Please don't give that Jersey to Rashford, unless......
Spectators: Heyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!
Coach: ARUU!!!! ABOMINATURE!!!!!
Cristiano Ronaldo continues: I tried to kill Messi by frustrating him during the Copa America and also taking him to jail. But it was his God that backfired it. My body is burning, fire oh, fire oh, I have
confessed, I have confessed.
Spectators: Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!
Cristiano Ronaldo continues: forgive me.. Please forgive me Oooooo!!!!!