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PIDGIN BIBLE by Memepics: 8:14pm On Dec 16, 2016
A Warri Bible is out...grab copy now!!!

Sample version:
ENG:- As it is written in the Bible.
WARRI:-As them yan for Bible.

ENG:- Jesus entered the boat with his disciples.
WARRI:- Bros J cum enta canoe wit him padi dem.

ENG:- As the boat was sailing, there was a great storm.
WARRI:- As the canoe dey move, na im yawa cum gas.

ENG:- The storm was so great dat it was like a
whirlwind.
WARRI:- As the yawa dey gas na im kasala burst join.

ENG:- The disciples became so afraid that they shouted
Master! Master!!
WARRI:- Na im liver fail him padi dem, na im dey begin
dey hala...Bros eh! Bros eh!!

ENG:- Jesus got up and calmed down the wind.
WARRI:-Na so Bros J get up com arrange the mata.

ENG:-he turned to his disciples and said, oh ye with little
faith.
WARRI:- Na im Bros J com look him padi dem shake
him head, com provoke...“O BOI UNA FALL MY HAND".

ENG:- The disciples replied and said “WAT MANNER OF
MAN IS THIS? "
WARRI:- him padi dem com hala “SHOOO...Bros J, which levels naa?
U be winsh.......

Dnt b stingy share it with friends to Facebook whatsapp Twitter etc! cheesy
Niger-Delta 4 life!! grin wink

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Re: PIDGIN BIBLE by Nobody: 8:26pm On Dec 16, 2016
As Kasala burst,
na hin bros j stand-up giddy gba con talk: "okpatikpo tikpo disappear."

As hin talk am so, nah hin the wahala enter voice mail.

Hin con turn to hin padi dem, standa giddy gba again, dey look dem.

Hin con talk say: "una dey _fuck up, abi una don forget who I be?"

Nah hin Peter con talk bros, which levels nah? Tell us d jazz u carry for body so? undecided
Re: PIDGIN BIBLE by psucc(m): 8:47pm On Dec 16, 2016
Na becos of the Tower of Babel where them bin want build for Delta state na him mek we get special kparakpo.

Proudly Niger-Delta.

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