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/*
Begin ZOE class
*/

while( NOT $dead ) {
if ($aliveInChrist == true) {
$nextChoice = "SELECT 'Decisions' from 'HolySpirit' WHERE 'time' = NOW() LIMIT 1;" //next valid choice
$acceptChoice = processQuery($nextChoice); //accept the next valid choice
$obeyChoice = fetch_array($acceptChoice);
while ($obeyChoice = fetch_assoc($acceptChoice)) { //ostart obeying the next valid choice, line by line
benefits .= "<life>".$obeyChoice['Decisions']."</life>"; //Soteria. Continue reaping benefits of the choice
}
liveForGod(benefits, eternally);
}else{
getSaved(freeOfCharge).begin(function(NOW){
mustBelieve->$Jesus = Christ(); //The Heavenly King and Messiah in human form
mustBelieve->$Christ($died) = function{
$allSins = global array($yourSins, $mySins); //Multiglobal array of sins, each costing death

$past = array(history(-1), scaleCount(){infinity($inf)}); //all that has ever happened before
$future = array(history(+1), scaleCount(){infinity($inf)}); //all that will ever happen

foreach($allSins->this as $costOfSin => $death){ //Now we have to add up all the costs of the sins
$totalSinCost = $totalSinCost + $costOfSin; //Adding everything now
$Christ->sinCost = $totalSinCost; //Progressively adding it up to Christ's bill
return true;
}

$Christ = $allSins; //Blame for all sins copied & placed on him
$allSins.delete(); //And the original copies are destroyed
$totalSinCost.timestamp(NOW).value = 0; // all current sins taken care of
$totalSinCost.history($past).value = 0; //all past sins compensated for
$totalSinCost.next($future).value = 0; //all future sins already paid for

$Christ.die.obeyChoice();

$Christ.wait(259200) = function(){ //While waiting for 259200 seconds i.e. 3 days
$Christ.location.redirect(hell);
$Christ.approaching_hell(){command->hell.gates.crumble(); hell.gates.crumble.flat();};
hell.terror();
Global public->echo "Battle begins";
$Christ.conquer(satan).disgracefully();
$Christ.mock(satan);
$(all).satan.subjects().ridicule(satan); //not their fault, mockery is their nature
$satan.terror.yield({$keys(hell)}, to->$Jesus);
Global public->echo "Fair but crushing Battle. What a shame!";
Global public->echo "All hail the Lamb who washed away the Sins of the World";
Global public->echo "Crown him Lord of all. Every knee must bow and every tongue confess his Lordship";
$Christ.attrib{$keys(heaven, hell), self};
Global public->echo "Now the keys to heaven and hell are in the same hands. Things are much easier now!";
Global public->echo "Choose your destiny, it's now in your hands!";
$Christ.preach.gospel(to->deadInHell).($this)->finalChance{repentance, salvation}; //All those that died before Christ had another chance
$firstSaints = $deadinHell.saved(asManyAsBelieved);
$firstSaints.location.redirect(earth).say("Hi!", family).testimony->moreShame(satan);
$Christ.location.redirect(earth);
$satan.angry(loss);
$satan.veryAngry.beginScheming(evil).to->discredit(gospel).Christ;
};

$Christ.rise(glorified);
$HolySpirit = Christ.Parent.gift(); //The Gift of the Father to all who believe
$HolySpirit.ready()->helper(Saints);
$Christ.location.redirect();
$firstSaints.location.redirect(heaven);
}
$(this).all = ''; //Have a fresh start. Life history or origin no longer matters.
$(this).all = new Creation(zoe); //zoe is the life that makes God live as God
$(this).help = $HolySpirit();
$aliveInChrist == true;
}
if ($aliveInChrist == true).NOW() refer.order.step(){go = "while (NOT $dead)";} //You may refer to the start again
}
}

Very nice!, did you write it yourself?

@A_K_O: LOL Yes i wrote it myself, thanks. I program in C# and PHP. This code is pseudo-code for PHP (it mimicks PHP to an extent). I wrote it since May 2009.