LIKE SERIOUSLY....


PLEASE EVERYONE LETS BE CAREFUL..ESPECIALLY THOSE WHO WILL BE TRAVELLING THIS PERIOD ...POLICE AND BAD BOYS ARE DESPERATE THIS PERIOD .. ITS BUHAARI SEASON..

1. DNT GIVE A LIFT TO ANY UNIFORMED PERSONNEL .. MIGHT BE A CRIMINAL DISGUISED AS AN OFFICER OR MIGHT BE AN ACTUAL OFFICER OUT TO SET U UP... GO FIGURE... HE PLANTS A GUN IN UR CAR COMES DOWN AND METERS AHEAD UR ARE STOPPED AND SEARCHED .. GBEEGE..ND THEN U COUGH OUT 1M TO BAIL URSELF WITH PLENTY BEGGING

2. IF THEY STOP YOU FOR ROUTINE STOP AND SEARCH .. PLEASE DNT BE RUDE... BE NICE ... THEY LIKE RESPECT(GENERALLY THEY ALL SUFFER FROM INFERIORITY COMPLEX OR BETTER STILL SUPERIORITY COMPLEX WHICH IS STILL ANOTHER FORM OF INFERIORITY COMPLEX) .. SO PLEASE DNT SHOW ATTITUDE .. NO MATTER HOW MUCH U DETEST THEM .. THEY GAT GUNS SO BE NICE ESP POLITELY LOOK AT THEIR NAME TAG AND GREET THEM BY THEIR FIRST NAME .. IT DOUSES TENSION..A LIITLE SMILE ALSO HELPS... EVEN IF ALL UR DOCUMENTS ARE COMPLETE.. STILL BE NICE.. ITS NOT EASY TO STAND IN THE SUN.. IT FRIES THEIR BRAIN SOMETIMES...SO PLEASE FOR UR OWN SAKE BE NICE


3. IF THEY STOP YOU FOR A ROUTINE CHECK.. DNT SIT IT THE CAR AND FORM BIG DON WHILE THEY SEARCH UR RIDE.. EVEN IF UR BOOT OPENS AUTOMATICALLY..DNT OPEN IT FOR THEM TO SEARCH ... COME DOWN AND USE UR KEY AND WATCH WHILE THEY SEARCH...IF THEY WANT TO SEARCH UR WHOLE CAR.. CENTRAL LOCK THE OPEN DOOR BY DOOR AND MAKE U FOLLOW THEM TO SEARCH.. BUT DO IT POLITILY.. PLAY NICE .. AND THROW IN A FEW JOKES IT DOUSES TENSION .. BUT BE VIGILANT.. LEST THEY SET U UP AND YOU HAVE TO PAY PLENTY MONEY WITH ABEG..


4..IF UR DRIVING ALONG THE ROAD AND SOMEONE POINTS AT UR CAR THAT ITS SMOKING OR THAT UR TYRE IS DOWN .. DNT STOP... PLEASE IT MIGHT BE A TRAP... DRIVE WAY AHEAD .. PREFERABLY USE UR MIRRORS .. ADJUSTING THEM TO THE LAST END CAN LET U SEE UR TYRES..


5.. WHEN APPROACHING THOSE MINI TOWNS IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE .. STICK TO THE FAST LANE ESPECIALLY ALONG BENIN ORE ROAD.. THEY TEND TO DROP SHARP OBJECTS AND LIE IN WAIT FOR YOU TO HAVE A FLAT..NOW IF U DO HAVE A FLAT DNT BE IN A HURRY TO PARK ITS BETTER UR TYRE GETS CONDEMNED THAN U .. MOVE WAY AHEAD AND ONLY STOP WHEN U SEE OTHER CARS OR AT A NEARBY TOWN..

6. AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE DNT PUT A FAULTY CAR ON THE ROAD ... ITS NOT BY FORCE TO TRAVEL ...

7. IF U MUST GO THROUGH BENIN BY PASS.. PLEASE CHECK EVERYTHING AT THE TOLLGATE AND DNT STOP FOR ANYTHING . PREFERABLY DNT BE A LONE CAR ON THAT STRETCH WAIT FOR COMMERCIAL BUSES AND FOLLOW THEM AL THROUGH.. ESPECIALLY IF UR CAR IS FALSHY... U MIGHT JUST BECOME KIDNAP CANDIDATE..

8 . PLEASE DNT DRIVE CONVOY .. ITS NOT WORTH IT.. TOO RISKY...

Thanks for this byteem. Why do you type in all CAPS though?