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Money Cannot Waste! (add Yours) by Memepics: 5:00pm On Dec 23, 2016
MONEY MUST NOT WASTE JARE!
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1. u buy egg-roll N150, i buy buns N20, boil egg N30, all na N50, all na d same, "money must not waste"
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2. u buy 5 Alive N300; i buy Nutri C N60 (N20 each) "money must not waste"
.
3. Nepa cut your wire, you pay N2,000 reconnection fee sharp
sharp; me i wait, for night I call electrician, pay am N500 ?nd he fix the wire back, "money cannot
waste"
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4. You buy Milo, peak milk and sugar; me I buy cowbell chocolate which already contains everything, "Money no
waste"
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5. You pay 5k go watch P.square show, me I buy the pirated CD N100 watch & sing along, money no waste
.
6. You pay N1,000 for cinema buy pop corn N500; I buy 50-in-1 DVD 2H, i dey house dey chop N50 pop corn, movie dey show, "money no easy to get."
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7. You buy red bull N200 to be strong, me I buy paraga N20, i’m stronger, "money cannot waste"
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8. You buy Don Simon, me i buy zobo add squaddy, all nared wine
.
9. You fix Brazilian hair 100k; I buy xpressions weave-on N350, I fine
pass you, even sef guys no even know the difference, hahahahaa
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10. You go club for V.Island, buy hennesey 40k, me I enter joint
for area buy alomo N200 go wake keeping… all na flexing and highness, after all na Me enjoy pass
.
11. You pay DSTV 10k to watch match, me I pay N50 for viewing centre: even argue with street
boys pass u
.
12. You buy BB torch 85k, me I buy BB Storm (UK) 12k, shebi na ping all of us they ping.. Mtchew
.
13. u dey go Island From
mainland,u enter cab N2,500, i enter brt bus N150, no be same place we dey go?

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Re: Money Cannot Waste! (add Yours) by kekakuz(m): 5:46pm On Dec 23, 2016
You enter drumsticks pay 2k eat one plate I enter mama put spend 250.money can not waste

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