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While creating wives, God promised men that good & ideal wives will be found in all corners of the world and then he made the earth round!

husband- i m going out for five days,

wife- ok but don't surprise me by coming back early, otherwise u ll b surprised, !!

husband- i m going out for five days,

wife- ok but don't surprise me by coming back early, otherwise u ll b surprised, !!

What is the 27th alphabet in english?
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Looking for answer, ??

Which school you attend??

na wa!

babe is ur blood hot 2nite?

nyc jokes though.

2day is sorry day.if ever i was angry with u,if ever i misbehaved,
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JUST SLAP YOURSELF.

Am basically a nice person

eldav:
na wa!

babe is your blood hot 2nite?

nyc jokes though.

Why you dey ask jamb questions? and who is babe


Thanks

Colour of underwear reflects your mood:
Red - Wild,
Black - Sexy,
Blue - Romantic,
Pink - Seductive
White - Calm,
Yellow - time to change your undrewear!

Three boys received their grades from their female sex education instructor.
One got a D+, the second a D- and the third an F.
One day we should get her for this, said the first boy.
I agree. We'll grab her, said the second.
The third guy: And then we'll kick her in the nuts!

na who u dey use dat dull line 4?

u n0r happy i give you gender?nat ya 4ult

ur welcome.

Wife 2 Husband: See Thats My First Boyfriend at The Bar,He Is Drinking Since I Left Him 10 Years Ago !
Husband: Nonsense !No One Can Celebrate That Long, !

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Husband to coyly wife

Husband: Darling, let's swap positions tonight.
Wife: What a good idea, you stand in front of the ironing board, and I'll sit in front of the TV and fart

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80 yrs old couple fucking violently against a fence, their arms and legs going everywhere until they fell to the ground,
Old Woman: Love! you didn't Bleep me like this even 50 years ago
Old Man: 50 yrs ago, that fuckin' fence was not electrified!!!

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A man SMS his boss, "Me sick, no work"
Boss replies back with a message, "When I am sick, I Bleep my wife, try it"
2 hours later, the man SMS his boss, "me OK, your wife is very sexy"

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"Alcohol contains female hormones"
PROOF:
After drinking
1. Men talk unnecessarily,
2.Become over emotional,
3.Drive badly,
4.Stop thinking,
5. Fight for nothing,

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If You Want To Remove Your Wrinkles, Pimples, Face Marks & The Signs Of Skin Aging Try,
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ADOBE PHOTOSHOP

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Woman 1: My husband and I have olympic sex.
Woman 2: Oh, that must be exciting
Woman 1: Not really, it happens only once in 4 years!

eldav:
na who u dey use dat dull line 4?

u n0r happy i give you gender?nat ya 4ult

your welcome.

Still asking jamb questions

I dont need a gender

lol

Kunbee

Kunbee! 2 thumbs up!

^^thanks

Principal : I tried ur number so many times,it said switched off…!
STUDENT said :”yeah. it’s my CALLER TUNE”

On a wedding night a nervous Husband tells his Wife
Husband: Im just 5 Ft 6 inches! & ur, ?
Wife: Forget the 5ft, letsConcentrate on d 6 inches!




A woman gave birth of 6 babies,
on seeing dis she got off d bed
and slapped her husband n shouted,
"i told u to not 2 go doggy style,





Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost N300/kg .Then, what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
STUDENT: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad




Man to sexy callgirl- whats ur name?
Callgirl-Benz, sir
man- any relation with Mercidez Benz
Callgirl- same prize sir,



A 12 year-old girl ran home from school and said, 'Mommy, Mommy, I found out how you get a baby.' 'What did you find out?' Mommy asked. 'How you get a baby is when you let the man put his penis in your mouth,' said the girl. 'Oh no, darling,' replied Mommy, 'that's how you get jewelry.'



A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study

2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”


It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.




Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Studio: No this is her husband speaking…



If i get 8 hours to cut a tree i'll spend 7 hrs to sharp my knife. -Abraham Lincoln
If i get 8hrs to study i'll spend 7hours 2 find my buks. -Me



LION SLEEPS 18 Hrs A DAY!


If hardwork is the key to success then donkey wud have been the king of animals!

love dem all

Thanks K

Kunbee

I know sey one day u go make me proud

Abegiii gerrout


U be papillo ni

No
He's not my brother

He's IBO

nice joke kumbee, i love it

Studio every one on jokes section knows you are ibo or have ibo blood, with that your oblong head


Particle Z i know

I dont know what u are talking about

You are from Imo state, stop denying

I'm not vicks
Ode

Kunbee

you don arrive finally (again)

cool jokes

well, I must be feeling sexy then!! (as per one of your jokes)

No probs feel as sexy as you like


Oloshi ni e o studio

Kunt bee

Kilode ti'oun biff mi
Life mi ni mo'oun live

Bastardo nla


I am a vegetarian

i tried a new business venture but i think a have tooo many personel on my staff
and u know what they say, too many c[i]r[/i]ooks spoil the broth[b]el[/b]

who gives a hoot?