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| Police Quotes by galatico(m): 9:32am On Jan 11, 2007 |
These are actual police officer quotes collected from numerous people stopped for moving traffic violations. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." "The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile." "So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?" "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?" "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want." "Warning! You want a warning? Okay, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." "Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid." "In God we trust, all others are suspects." |
| Re: Police Quotes by funkydiva(f): 12:06pm On Jan 11, 2007 |
lmao. keep em coming galactico  |
| Re: Police Quotes by Alexos(m): 4:33pm On Jan 11, 2007 |
hello galatico NIce writeups, keep 'em coming |
| Re: Police Quotes by angelz(f): 9:20am On Jan 13, 2007 |
Yeah, its kul. |
| Re: Police Quotes by supola: 7:33pm On Jan 14, 2007 |
cool men!! ow bout if we had the 9ja police quotes? like, wetin u carry? show me ur particulars sir? u get receipt? Anything for the boyz? how am i sure u r the one in this picture? and a whole lot more u guyz shd fill up the blank ones 1 Like |
| Re: Police Quotes by Pamperme: 10:47am On Jan 19, 2007 |
pack!!!!!!! inner light !! |
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