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17 Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by chiozo(f): 5:51pm On Dec 24, 2016 |
1. Welcome to a school where one credit unit course is more stressful than 4 credit unit courses. 2. A school where the number of students is 5 times bigger than the capacity of lecture halls. 3. Welcome to a school that lack lecture halls but during exams period, you will find out that there are many vacant halls 4. A school where students living in hostels are more spoilt and corrupt than students living off campus. 5. Welcome to a school where a guy will live with his galfriend for one semester,when the result comes out,the guy’s GP will be 4 point while the gal’s GP cant even flash MTN to MTN(O point) and they call it love. Shame! 6. A school where some students always go to night class with engineering mathematics and end up using it as pillow when sleeping. 7.Welcome to a school where some students that normally go to night class everyday peep in the exam hall more than those students they think that don’t know anything. 8.A school where girls preferred dating school schuttle drivers and lecturers to students. 9.Welcome to school where “things for sale clothes” are sold more than garri in the market cos that’s where many gals base. 10. A school where sex is cheaper than One packet of super pack indomie. That’s fact 11.Welcome to a school where the number of guys found around the female hostels everynight is five times the number of students found in school library during exam period. 12. A school where no girl is living in the village,everybody is living in town. Hmm! See Forming 13. Welcome to school where ugly girls form pass beautiful ones. 14. A school where everybody is gentle,it will be difficult to separate the good ones and the bad ones. 15.Welcome to a school where “Genesis 1vs 12 is the talk point for weed smokers. Read it…… 16 If you want to catch many gals,use indomie and egg. That’s true 17. Welcome to a school where many students wasted their time during lecture hours and remember God few weeks to the exam and want God to perform miracles for them in the exam hall. That’s fact. Remember in every nonsense,there must be a sense in it. 63 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: 17 Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by chiozo(f): 5:53pm On Dec 24, 2016 |
FTC direct |
Re: 17 Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by Nobody: 6:00pm On Dec 24, 2016 |
Op, yhu try 18 Likes 4 Shares
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Re: 17 Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by tomzee2(f): 6:03pm On Dec 24, 2016 |
Ok |
Re: 17 Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by engrfemi(m): 7:14pm On Dec 24, 2016 |
em |
Re: 17 Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by Hostermipo(m): 7:41pm On Dec 24, 2016 |
On point |
Re: 17 Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by lilmax(m): 8:09pm On Dec 24, 2016 |
and God saw it was good genesis 1 12 12 Likes |
Re: 17 Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by profmsboi(m): 8:34pm On Dec 24, 2016 |
You try... 1 Like |
Re: 17 Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by hernandson(m): 8:40pm On Dec 24, 2016 |
Op u try 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 17 Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by veekid(m): 9:00pm On Dec 24, 2016 |
I concur 1 Like |
Re: 17 Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by jericco1(m): 9:12pm On Dec 24, 2016 |
the thing tire me sef |
Re: 17 Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by Genea(f): 9:16pm On Dec 24, 2016 |
Hahahahaha that last one tire me gaaaaan... Unilag mfm success prayer at amphi, come and see students with their dockets even Cynthia wey Neva attend church go carry docket go exam success prayer.. Choi 5 Likes |
Re: 17 Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by Cletus77(m): 9:43pm On Dec 24, 2016 |
Your points are counteracting one another 2 Likes |
Re: 17 Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by kennyonthrone(m): 10:35pm On Dec 24, 2016 |
dat cheap sex own naa overall chai.....Sch life shaa sweet die but kitaa men na akuzi hustling f#@k dem b-ItCHeZ 5 Likes |
Re: 17 Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by gbenga4231: 10:59pm On Dec 24, 2016 |
this is lovely... 1 Like |
Re: 17 Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by Nellybobo(m): 11:23pm On Dec 24, 2016 |
Number 5 is the opposite of what really happens 5 Likes |
Re: 17 Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by sade1994(f): 11:30pm On Dec 24, 2016 |
K 1 Like |
Re: 17 Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by Teague4league(m): 11:42pm On Dec 24, 2016 |
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Re: 17 Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by Whizpeter(m): 6:27am On Dec 25, 2016 |
No. 5, the opposite is the case... In some cases sef, Sex could be totally free... Just do oversabi and help them with one or two assignments in class and your needs are provided for the entire semester... If you're a big boy that have generator, that's even the best... The rate at which girls would be booking appointment to 'comman charge phone' even Angel Gabriel would be astonished... Of course we know it's not phone they really want to charge... 18 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 17 Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by chuch69: 6:27am On Dec 25, 2016 |
Thru I don use N100 suya fvck gals tire for sch Mind u dis gals wey i fvck na iphones and sammy dm dey use oo Gals 2cheap Dm go dey form say dm wise 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 17 Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by ishowdotgmail(m): 6:29am On Dec 25, 2016 |
What's hilarious here na 3 Likes |
Re: 17 Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by ajbf: 6:29am On Dec 25, 2016 |
Okay 1 Like |
Re: 17 Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by herlarho(m): 6:30am On Dec 25, 2016 |
op u are right 1 Like |
Re: 17 Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by ishowdotgmail(m): 6:30am On Dec 25, 2016 |
chuch69: Pictures or adontbelieve |
Re: 17 Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by WaterDrunkard: 6:32am On Dec 25, 2016 |
Number 15 made me to open my Bible 7 Likes |
Re: 17 Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by chuch69: 6:32am On Dec 25, 2016 |
Genea: What do u hv to say abt No16 1 Like
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Re: 17 Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by NIJJAking(m): 6:36am On Dec 25, 2016 |
REPENT NOW OF YOUR SINFUL EVIL WAYS TO AVOID SPENDING YOUR ETERNITY IN HELL FIRE....JESUS CHRIST LOVES AND WARN YOU TO REPENT AND CONVERT NOW TO CHRISTIANITY TO AVOID HELL FIRE WHEN YOU DIE....you are not a mistake creature, God specially made you to be with Him here and in eternity in heaven. Give God a try today and you will know He exists and love you so much. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 17 Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by yemmit90: 6:37am On Dec 25, 2016 |
no. 12 is so true. During my time in school, all the students were from Lagos. 3 Likes |
Re: 17 Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by mioadufe(m): 6:38am On Dec 25, 2016 |
What does that genesis Says before I can talk about that Just chilling 4 Likes
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Re: 17 Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by Ndekks: 6:39am On Dec 25, 2016 |
so on point |
Re: 17 Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by Histrings08(m): 6:42am On Dec 25, 2016 |
I hate that number one ehn? 1 Like |
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