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The Wedding Test by atkinboy: 10:45am On Nov 19, 2009 |
If u are a Guy, will u pass this test? Ladies, be sincere with yourself. Will u have also passed this Test if you are Guy? Please i need you advise. I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating or over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me, It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!" And the moral of this story is: , Guess what, I was heading for my car where I kept my condoms. |
Re: The Wedding Test by OBVIOUS(m): 11:39am On Nov 19, 2009 |
This belongs in the Jokes section----- hahahahahahahahahahahahha------ |
Re: The Wedding Test by question(m): 11:43am On Nov 19, 2009 |
LOL So you carry condom in the car. Just for the rainy day? This test should also be given to d wife-to-be. |
Re: The Wedding Test by ayomidej(f): 12:41pm On Nov 19, 2009 |
This joke has been circulating around for awhile |
Re: The Wedding Test by Fhemmmy: 2:19pm On Nov 19, 2009 |
Na wa oh |
Re: The Wedding Test by Simonwal: 3:15pm On Nov 19, 2009 |
this is a real joke or what? however,phemmmy and posakosa1 cant past this test but me dont like condom ,ask phemmmmmy |
Re: The Wedding Test by stewie(m): 1:53pm On Nov 21, 2009 |
Wow, I honestly don't think I'd pass that test. Atkinson, if this is a true story, I'd like to emulate & know you in person. I should gear up for such challenges as even my soon-to-wed fiancee is a regular visitor to Nairaland. How much more can one test a marriage on fidelity grounds? Lord have mercy |
Re: The Wedding Test by atkinboy: 5:50pm On Nov 21, 2009 |
stewie:My advise for you is always but GOD first in all your plan, Don't be too smart. MAY GOD help you in all your endeavours. |
Re: The Wedding Test by Nobody: 6:40pm On Nov 21, 2009 |
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Re: The Wedding Test by Nobody: 6:46pm On Nov 21, 2009 |
Re: The Wedding Test by posakosa(m): 8:11pm On Nov 21, 2009 |
Simonwal: <wetin pk 1 con do you na?> |
Re: The Wedding Test by Sissy3(f): 5:27am On Nov 22, 2009 |
lol |
Re: The Wedding Test by Caringpro(f): 1:07pm On Nov 24, 2009 |
@POSTER, I believe this is fiction BUT in real life, there is no way your would-be sister in-law will be that bold to 'tempt' you if she does not already know your level of morality. |
Re: The Wedding Test by foyeks2001(f): 3:17pm On Nov 24, 2009 |
lol, joke of the century |
Re: The Wedding Test by Simonwal: 9:46pm On Nov 24, 2009 |
lol |
Re: The Wedding Test by mamagee3(f): 10:23pm On Nov 24, 2009 |
This one is test for the hungry!!! |
Re: The Wedding Test by atkinboy: 3:22pm On Nov 27, 2009 |
OBVIOUS:Yea sometime there is need to let people know thing like this in the family,It look like a joke but it's a reality. |
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