You must be ready to heed to all of these advises, if not the past ghost of 2016 Closing to the end in few hours time now will continue to hunt you even in 2017 to the extent that, there will be no difference between 2016 and 2017 to you.


Now these are the advises....


Advice No. 1

If you owe person money and you never pay am, as you dey read this thread now make you better go pay am oooo, no talk say I no tell u. Because 2017 na so so debt you go dey owe people.


Advice No. 2

If you collect person girlfriend by force just because you get money to throw around thereby subjecting the guy to a low level guy, abeg return him girlfriend with a letter of apology, go to any Motel, find one olosho convert her to your girlfriend and case settled.


Advice No. 3

If you snatched person husband and you think say na life you dey live so, my dear sister abeg think twice because finally if you get married to your dream man in 2017 na another sharp girl from the Marine kingdom go snatch your husband too ooooo. Then we will start hearing story that touches the heart.


Advice No. 4

If you be yahoo yahoo person abeg repent and surrender your life to God, because if MMM go fit dupe a whole yahoo yahoo fraternity, that's to say no joy in doing yahoo yahoo oooo because MMM has come and gone. Whether you like it or not the Egyptians You See Today, You Shall See Them No More.


Advice No. 5

If your mouth dey run Marathon anyhow just because you fit type, dey abuse people anyhow you like for this nairaland forum and you no dey respect your Elders even for house, abeg make you stop oooo, if not if you carry this attitude take enter 2017, the remnants of bad luck of 2016 go still dey chase you upandan. And at the end of the day your frustrated story go enter nairaland Gossip Section.


Advice No. 6

If you dey do abortion anyhow make you better stop am oooo because if you enter 2017 with that devilish act, you go look for husband you no go see and if eventually you marry, pikin no go come your way because the children wey you suppose born you don flush them for toilet finish.


Advice No. 7

This very advise na for all my niggaz wey find pleasure in doing DoggyStyle with their girlfriend, wife, mistress, housemaid, your wife's younger sister or na road side chick, please and please put an end to it, because latest research has been proven that, doing DoggyStyle with your partners can cause serious Stroke oooo, e no go make sense watching your wife like television in 2017 and you no fit performe as a man to her, bros, na divorced letter you dey carry play so oooo.


I don talk my own finish oooo, if you get addition to these you can fearfully add.

Thank you very much and happy NewYear in advance