*LETTER TO MY UNBORN SON*
When our Family Doctor called yesterday to inform me that
my wife (your mother) is 2months pregnant, I tut I should
write this to inform you to remember to choose football as a
career and destiny... I was *WOWED* When I break down
Carlos Tevez £615,000 weekly wage @ Shanghai Shenhua ..
*£32million per year* #19,200,000,000 (19.2 Billion)
*£615 per week* #369,000,000(369 million)
*£88,000 per day* #52,800,000(52.8 million)
*£3,600 per hour*#2,160,000
*£60 per minute* #36,000
*£1 per second* #600
This means that if Carlos Tevez drops 500 naira on the floor,
by the time he's picked it up again, he would have earned a
further 1,200 naira.
I'm telling you this because I DEMAND
that you ask Baba God to give you talent for sports
(especially football or basketball). Don't tell me you want to
sing o, or be a blogger or an actor, I have always had this
mind you are going to be a politician, but not anymore; with
all the 8 years embezzlement for Fayose is not even as rich
as Carlos Tevez (yet, EFCC is waiting for him) Therefore,
Come rain come shine, by fire by thunder, I WILL MAKE
SURE YOU DO SPORTS!
I will not allow you watch any Nickelodeon or Disney
Channel - It's Super Sports, ESPN,
Sky Sports, Fox Sports etc. from the day you are born! I will
enroll you in a sports academy before enrolling you
in any other yeye school.
The only video games I will let you play are
PES and FIFA. Just let this sink in.