This was told to me b a friend (who sadly is now in a psychatric home). It's goes something like this:

The Don[/i] goes out to buy a[b] newspaper[/b][i], opens it at starts reading. In one of the pages he reads "Cigarette smoking is dangerous to your health". The Don [/i]happens to a heavy smoker and loves his smoke.

The next day he goes out for a [i]meeting of the '5 families', stops briefly to buy a newspaper[/b], he opens it at starts reading. In one of the pages he reads [b]"Cigarette smoking is dangerous to your health"

A day after that the Don [/i]goes out to [i]play golf on his way back stops over to buy a different newspaper[/b], opens it at starts reading. In one of the pages he reads [b]"Cigarette smoking is dangerous to your health".

The following day, while with blowing away his smoke in his jacuzzi, fully relaxed, the Don [/i]sends one of the bodyguards to fetch the morning newspaper[i] (which was by another newspaper company), opens it at starts reading. In one of the pages he reads "Cigarette smoking is dangerous to your health"

This was the height of it all for the Don...he then decided to take action. He...

What DO YOU THINK THE DON EVENTUALLY DID?[b][/b]

he started smoking the NEWSpapers!!!!!

i dont get it

HE STOP BUYING NEWSPAPERS

@ casper,
ha ha ha he started smoking newspaper!!! ha ha hilarious. funnier than d joke itself!

@ swish, hey i know wat he did. He burnt down all the media houses

In the audit department of our local newspaper, my job was to record subscription renewals. One day I opened an envelope and found only half a check. Attached was a note: "The other half of this check is somewhere in the bushes in my yard, where my newspaper is thrown every morning."

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@geecee

that was funny. . .tit for tat,let them get d other half themselves. .lol

I bet he told @poster to kiss his a$$.
No be me talk am oh!, na keypad type am.