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Humorous Replies To Romantic Messages by Iamthoney(m): 3:33pm On Jan 04, 2017 |
Humourous Replies To Romantic message
1) I could go to the end of the world for you!
Ans: Thanks, but promise me you will stay there
for the rest of your life.
2) I would bring you the moon!
Ans: Thanks, but don't forget to visit the sun too
because I need a part of it.
3) You're the only sugar in my tea!
Ans: No wonder the tea always tasteless.
4) You're my Life!
Ans: That's a pure lie because I'm standing right
infront of you, your life is inside you.
5) I could walk a thousand mile for you!
Ans: Don't forget to hold Alomo Bitter and make
sure your route pass Borno state I need some later
news.
6) What can I do to make you happy?
Ans: Only if you can tear some parts of your dress
and walk along Yaba left.
7) My heart always beats for you!
Ask: How come I don't used to hear the Sound?
The books in the world can't contain all the love I
have for you!
Ask: Who will read it? When I'm still battling with
21pages of Dad & Daughter's open letter.
9) If love is water I would've given you an ocean!
Ans: And don't forget to buy the drum that will
contain it.
10) I can hear your voice even when you're silent!
Ans: Pure lie, things don't make sound in silent.
maybe your ancestors are the one talking to you.
11) You always drive me crazy!
Ans: Ooooop! I'm sorry for that, it's the pot holes
on our road that cause it.
Happy New Year to you all.....from me, my
unmarried wife & my unborn Child cc: Lalasticlala cc: mynd44 cc: ishilove Make una help carry am go promise land |
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