Fuckboys are not always easy to spot in the
wild, given their highly adaptive nature and
ability to blend in. Any betch that's been
through the Amazon jungle of dating knows
that meeting a fuckboy now is like finding a
Rattata in the original Gameboy Pokemon—it's common AF but you always hope it's
something better. The key to getting rid of the
fuckboys in your life is to know how to identify
early signs of fuckboyism before you get too
attached. Here are some telltale signs the guy
you're dating is a fuckboy you should def ditch. 1. He asks you to hang out but doesn't text
you to follow up, and when you ask if you're
still on he's just like, "sure where should I meet
you". 2. He says things like, "we should hang" but
never initiates an actual date. 3. He says things like, "let me know when
you're free" rather than proposing an actual
time and place. 4. When you ask him if he's seeing anyone
else, he avoids answering and says something
like, "you don't have to worry about that" 5. He uses phrases like, "keep me posted"
and, "let's stay in touch" when you invite him to
come out instead of just giving you a straight
answer. 6. His friends don't seem to know who you are,
which means chances are slim he's raving
about you to them. 7. Or his friends all know who you are but act
like they know something you don't because
they do: They know he's seeing other people. 8. He'll disappear for days without you hearing
from him, and when he finally resurfaces he
offers no explanation, like it's perfectly normal. 9. When you ask him what's up, he over-
explains why he's been so busy and offers
specific details like, "hey! just been super
busy with this work presentation and my
cousin's in town and also my dog is sick so I
haven't been sleeping what's up with you?" which really translates to, "please don't ask me
to hang out." 10. When other guys flirt with you in front of
him he seems totally unfazed, not in a chill, do-
whatever-you-want-because-I'm-a-feminist
way, but in the honestly-could-not-care-less-
about-you way. 11. When you run into other girls when you're
out, he definitely doesn't introduce you as his
girlfriend, and sometimes doesn't introduce
you at all. 12. He's always texting other people when
you're together, and they're def not all bros. 13. He shadily will not respond to you during
prime date hours of 7-11pm, because he's
obvs on other dates. 14. His friends avoid direct eye contact with
you when there's other girls flirting with him,
and more than likely some of them are also
hooking up with him. 15. He's never initiated taking a picture with
you, and he's never posted one of you guys
hanging out on his social media. If you spot, like, more than three of these
behaviors, it's time to reevaluate your life and
your choices (not to mention your relationship)