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| The longer the better huh? (Be warned this is gross!!) by dreeldee: 4:07am On Nov 24, 2009 |
Sorry not whacha think   Ok this might be a bit gross, pardon me  First of all i don't know which section this should be and second of all, no! I don't have any health condition that's hindering it(wondering what? ). Well my question is this, why does it take men longer to poop than women?  (so it seem for most that I know and I've heard from other men too). While I average 15-20 minutes in the toilet (pooping only and not whatcha thinking ) my baby girl spend an average of 1 min or less, with a 40sec record breaking time  (Guiness world's fastest pooper Maybe not  ) And NO! I don't think it's the food 'cos we're basically on the same diet. Does it have anything to do with your body system or some mental sorta thing ya know? |
| Re: The longer the better huh? (Be warned this is gross!!) by whiteroses(f): 4:14am On Nov 24, 2009 |
i'm done man! how dare you share your poop story on here totally cramped my mood |
| Re: The longer the better huh? (Be warned this is gross!!) by dreeldee: 4:17am On Nov 24, 2009 |
whiteroses:Sorry i didn't put a warning sign, I guess it's not for the weak stomachs 1 Like |
| Re: The longer the better huh? (Be warned this is gross!!) by Pweety4me(f): 4:17am On Nov 24, 2009 |
whiteroses: Lmao i can't believe dis but yet again wonders shall never end. . .   |
| Re: The longer the better huh? (Be warned this is gross!!) by THEAMAKA3(f): 4:19am On Nov 24, 2009 |
lmao!!! this should go in the health section of all places. but seriously, EWWWWWWWW. gosh, kinda gross but i guess you need the advice, so. . . lolol and 40 seconds?!?!?!?!?! are you SURE she cleans her ass right!! OMG! how can someone have time to shit and then clean themselves in 40 seconds? either she didnt shit or she is just nasty!!! and 15-20 minutes is a PRETTY LONG time. i would hate to have a house with one bathroom living with you. lolol MODS move to health section, biko oooooo before he kills other people herre. lol |
| Re: The longer the better huh? (Be warned this is gross!!) by dreeldee: 4:22am On Nov 24, 2009 |
THE-AMAKA:Are you saying it's unhealthy to poop or time it Pweety4me:And what sex is you? THE-AMAKA:Hell yeah! She did and I'm sure she cleaned up properly too |
| Re: The longer the better huh? (Be warned this is gross!!) by THEAMAKA3(f): 4:24am On Nov 24, 2009 |
i modified. this seems like a "health" question, therefore it should be in the health section. you are talking about the human body and digestive system, eh? well i guess. |
| Re: The longer the better huh? (Be warned this is gross!!) by dreeldee: 4:25am On Nov 24, 2009 |
Well yeah you're right that's what it's about. And I wasn't sure of the section so i stated it in the first post. |
| Re: The longer the better huh? (Be warned this is gross!!) by THEAMAKA3(f): 4:27am On Nov 24, 2009 |
im pretty sure she DID NOT clean properly. there is no way you can shit and still have time to clean properly in 40 seconds. NO WAY!! either she lied and didnt, or she is just one nasty chick. no way at all! sorry. |
| Re: The longer the better huh? (Be warned this is gross!!) by dreeldee: 4:29am On Nov 24, 2009 |
Ha! I know her better than you o. Well I probably got the timing wrong |
| Re: The longer the better huh? (Be warned this is gross!!) by whiteroses(f): 4:37am On Nov 24, 2009 |
dreeldee: well amaka has helped you and brought some sanity here so i guess i'll reply, its takes me 30 minutes cos i day dream a lot, minutes after i finish i'd rest my cheek on my two fists daydreaming, so yeah and pls no more question thank you, moderator please keep me anonymous on this post |
| Re: The longer the better huh? (Be warned this is gross!!) by Pweety4me(f): 4:38am On Nov 24, 2009 |
And what sex is you? [quote][/quote]May God 4give u because u know not wat u r saying na dat poop dey infect ur brain wey no make u know wetin u go talk again nonentity peace! |
| Re: The longer the better huh? (Be warned this is gross!!) by THEAMAKA3(f): 4:45am On Nov 24, 2009 |
you may know her better than me but if one wants to clean themselves right its gonna (NO MATTER WHAT!!!) take more than 40 seconds. lol so therefore, she didnt clean herself right. or maybe you were exaggeration a bit too much. ill understand 2 minutes but 40 seconds? naw! lol whiteroses:30 MINUTES?!?!?! thats crazy. |
| Re: The longer the better huh? (Be warned this is gross!!) by chamotex(m): 5:12am On Nov 24, 2009 |
If I go in with a newspaper - 45 mins If I go in with a magazine - 1 hour If I go in with my duvet - 3 hours If I go in with nothing - 25secs |
| Re: The longer the better huh? (Be warned this is gross!!) by Cyberfreak(f): 8:00am On Nov 24, 2009 |
^LOL. Kolo. |
| Re: The longer the better huh? (Be warned this is gross!!) by smooooooth: 8:09am On Nov 24, 2009 |
maybe she doesnt like staying to long in the white house, and i dont think its a gender thing, its an individual thing like me i love to go to the white house in my birthday suit and i must have the newspaper with me, cos i feel very comfortable in there. say an average of 1hr. |
| Re: The longer the better huh? (Be warned this is gross!!) by olanajim(m): 8:47am On Nov 24, 2009 |
funny! I also read in toilet. I am posting this right from the toilet! How long? It depends on the paper am reading and where I am. I hardly stay up to a minute if am using public toilet which I rarely use anyway. But the poster may be right if thd fellow merely use toilet paper to clean up. Probably trying to break record so she hurried in and hurried out. |
| Re: The longer the better huh? (Be warned this is gross!!) by MissyB1(m): 9:33am On Nov 24, 2009 |
Gbahahahauhuhuhuhahahah!! *falls on the floor*Kpahhahahahahaha!!! Dreeldee, You're not serz. Just when I was expecting to read 'sum-in, sum-in'. |
| Re: The longer the better huh? (Be warned this is gross!!) by TheSly: 9:37am On Nov 24, 2009 |
Yuck. . . .Thank God i don finish my food. |
| Re: The longer the better huh? (Be warned this is gross!!) by dreeldee: 1:12pm On Nov 24, 2009 |
Pweety4me: |
| Re: The longer the better huh? (Be warned this is gross!!) by Pweety4me(f): 4:04pm On Nov 24, 2009 |
^Yea and it was a very funny one 2. . .hisssss |
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