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JOB INTERVIEWS:QUOTATIONS by femmie(m): 7:47am On Dec 06, 2005 |
Vice presidents and personnel managers of the world one hundred largest corporations were asked to describe their most unusual experience interviewing prospective employees. A job applicant challenged the interviewer to an arm wrestle. Interviewee wore a Walkman, explaining that she could listen to the interviewer and the music at the same time. Candidate explained that her long-term goals was to replace the interviewer Balding candidate excused himself and returned to the office a few minutes later wearing a headpiece Candidate said he did not finish high school because he was kidnapped and kept in a closet in Mexico Applicant refused to sit down and insisted on been interviewed standing up. Candidate dozed off during interview The employers were also asked to list the most “unusual questions” that have been asked by candidates. “What is the motto of your company?” “Why aren’t you in a more interesting business?” “What are the zodiac signs of all the board members?” “Why do you want references?” “Do I have to dress for the net interview?” “Will the company move my rock collection from California to Maryland?” “Will it be a problem if I am hungry all the time?” “Does your company have a policy regarding concealed weapons?” |
Re: JOB INTERVIEWS:QUOTATIONS by pretysmile(f): 3:00pm On Dec 06, 2005 |
I love this. |
Re: JOB INTERVIEWS:QUOTATIONS by layi(m): 3:20pm On Dec 06, 2005 |
I was on my sit b4. I read these femmie: Now I am on the floor |
Re: JOB INTERVIEWS:QUOTATIONS by Oracle(m): 3:06am On Dec 03, 2007 |
Very funny |
Re: JOB INTERVIEWS:QUOTATIONS by topeteadr(m): 8:43am On Dec 03, 2007 |
Funny. |
Re: JOB INTERVIEWS:QUOTATIONS by Migines(m): 9:01am On Dec 03, 2007 |
Yeah |
Re: JOB INTERVIEWS:QUOTATIONS by ravenzord(m): 10:58am On Dec 03, 2007 |
migines,thinking of using ur name on one of my verses on d rap world cup.can i? |
Re: JOB INTERVIEWS:QUOTATIONS by Migines(m): 11:16am On Dec 03, 2007 |
No problem. Wish u luck. |
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