A man goes to see the doctor.
'Sorry to bother you, but I seem to have problem getting it up.'
'No problem,' says the doctor, 'I will give you some pioneering
surgery. I can take th muscle from an elephant's trunk and fit it
into your penis and you'll never struggle again to get it up.'
The man has no hesitation: 'Fix me up, Doc.'
So he has the operation, no problems - all is great. The day comes
for his first date. Candles, fine wine, a beautiful woman across the table
all is perfect ,
The man's trousers then start to stir as he begins to get a little
aroused. He feels his penis growing and growing.
Suddenly it breaks through his trousers, grabs the bread from
the table then disappears.
The woman sees this, and with a twinkle in her eye and a
smile forming on her lips asks. 'Can you do that again?'
'Sure,' replies the man, 'but I don't think that I can fit
another bread roll up my arse!