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... What If!.. by Nobody: 10:46am On Jan 27, 2017 |
[1] So, according to the Northern Governors' Forum, the Fulani herdsmen auctioning death in South of Kaduna are herdsmen from Senegal and or Mali? [2] What if, a very wealthy Nigerian, preferably a Northerner or someone from the West (perhaps, Mr Dangote) decides to contest the 2019 election? [3] What if, that wealthy Nigerian anchors his campaigns on a slogan he tagged "Nigerians First!"? [4] What if, as part of the campaign slogan, he promises to build a wall to properly secure Nigerian borders? [5] What if, he didn't stop there. He mentions that if that wall is built, the capacity of Boko Haram and Fulani Herdsmen would be gravely dissipated? [6] What if, in addition to building a wall to secure Nigerian borders, he also promised to preserve the jobs in Nigeria for Nigerians? [7] What if, this wealthy Nigerian looks around and then mentions that the cost of that wall will not be borne by Nigeria? [8] What if, he smiles on his campaign podium as he informs his supporters that Senegal and Mali would build the wall? [9] What if, he deliberately refused to stop there but insisted that Senegal and Mali would be happy to build that wall? [10.] What if, when this wealthy Nigerian is criticised by ECOWAS & AU, he laughs off the criticism? [11] What if, like a proper Nollywood movie, he laughs out loudly and then, informs ECOWAS & AU via twitter - "This is just the beginning "? [12] What if, on his next campaign tour, he shocks the world and informs everyone that he would ban Chinese products from Nigeria? [13] What if, when he is confronted with the economic implications of such move, he pleads with his teachers to wait for his next campaign tour? [14] What if, during his next tour he mentions that Chinese products would only be sold in Nigeria if they are produced in Nigeria? [15] What if, he didn't stop there. He promises to organise a radical "chase-out campaign" to rid Nigeria of illegal immigrants? [16] What if, he also promised that top amongst these illegal immigrants to be chased out are Chinese and Lebanese? [17] What if, before his next campaign tour, the Minister of Information slams his campaign manifesto as being too 'silly' and backward? [18] What if, he didn't care but when he was confronted with the statement of the Minister, he promised to punch the latter's face? [19] What if, he is criticised widely and persons even rumour around that he'd soon be 'invited' by the DSS? [20] What if, on a nationwide broadcast on NTA he continues his "Nigeria first" slogan & reminds everyone that the wall will still be built? [21]What if, having followed his campaign for months now, it's now 2019... would your ink tick his name? Cc Lalasticlala Mynd44 Ishilove Marpol Semid4lyfe Obinoscopy
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Re: ... What If!.. by Nobody: 10:49am On Jan 27, 2017 |
Hmm Dangote trump |
Re: ... What If!.. by TippyTop(m): 10:52am On Jan 27, 2017 |
He gets my vote if he deports Fulani herdsmen back to Senegal or wherever they came from. |
Re: ... What If!.. by Etzakoos(m): 11:05am On Jan 27, 2017 |
Nigeria Trump B Dat O...I Will 100% Vote For Him But Biafra Pple Wont...Well! Biafra Are Minor When Hausa And Yoruba Pple Are Fully Behind Him....Nigeria First!!! 1 Like |
Re: ... What If!.. by lekkie073(m): 11:12am On Jan 27, 2017 |
He has my vote already |
Re: ... What If!.. by marshalcarter: 11:21am On Jan 27, 2017 |
what if........ I didn't read |
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