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My Mum Finally Joined Facebook by ifenadi(m): 7:34am On Jan 29, 2017 |
So My mum finally joined Facebook LAST LAST and this morning she started complaining to me... She said, “Chai this Facebook registration dey chop money o.” “Mummy I no understand… how?” I asked. She sighed and said: “Since wey I tell your brother to register me on Facebook, na so-so money I dey spend.” I was confused, I didn’t understand what my mum was talking about. But after a while I got a clue and then asked: “Oh ok, Mummy na data dey chop your money?” She raised eye brows and said: “Ah, which one be data nah? I hope say I no go pay for that one o, because I don pay 8k for chatting permit, 7k for friend request fee, 3k for posting fee, 6k for profile picture permit and this morning again, your brother don talk say Facebook say make i bring 5k for international Facebook passport, I don tire! Na so una dey spend money for this thing?” Me i come say she go need Facebook Verification Number (FVN) and that one is 20k only!!! 2 Likes |
Re: My Mum Finally Joined Facebook by ademasta(m): 7:35am On Jan 29, 2017 |
Up mummy |
Re: My Mum Finally Joined Facebook by Nobody: 2:39am On Jan 30, 2017 |
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Re: My Mum Finally Joined Facebook by Nobody: 2:42am On Jan 30, 2017 |
ademasta:but why u hiding the face?? Yer SIG made me checked 1 Like |
Re: My Mum Finally Joined Facebook by Nobody: 2:43am On Jan 30, 2017 |
ifenadi:Gonna use this in my joke group |
Re: My Mum Finally Joined Facebook by ademasta(m): 9:46am On Jan 30, 2017 |
Re: My Mum Finally Joined Facebook by ademasta(m): 9:47am On Jan 30, 2017 |
Re: My Mum Finally Joined Facebook by Nobody: 11:24am On Jan 30, 2017 |
ademasta:oh Will he ever cone |
Re: My Mum Finally Joined Facebook by ademasta(m): 2:39pm On Jan 30, 2017 |
DeepFriedPuff:Please let him come |
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