"What? OMG (O My God)!!!" Every of dem carry both hands hang for dem heads.

"Kai Shikenan, otipkari o!!!" He shouted.

"NIGERIA OWN DON FINISH. Over N500 to a Dollar biko!?. What the hell is going on? Can anyone explain".

"Baba Bubu na Bulala we say make you Bulala us? Which kin CHANGE be dis Ooooooooooo. See as Naira dey MISBEHAVE since when BROOM STICK take over from UMBRELLA. Like joke like play e fit reach N1000 to a Dollar before 2019 o". That will indeed be a massive climax................... after a long erection of Nairassssssss to a just one Dollar. Na so Dollar beautiful so tey Nairasssssss stand and keeps standing tall?

"Lasisi, you dey see wetin I dey see so?"

"Over N500 to a $? Chai!!! This must be a dream o!. LASISI!! LASISI!!! AM I SLEEPING"?.....WAKE ME UP! I SAY WAKE ME UP! I MUST BE DREAMING. HOW CAN THIS BE TRUE"  

Hmm!!!

Nigerians unna don wake up Abi una still dey sleep ni plus BED-WETING as usual. NA TRUE FIGURE DEY FLASH UNA FOR FACE O. Over N500 to One United States of American Dollar $1.

Meaning: $1,000 equals N500,000. SIMPLE ARITHMETIC.

"Ye!!! Lasisi NO be dream o! NA SO E BI O!"

So, dem start to LAMENT BITTERLY. "We must go CBN office to go protest". "Bro what if Army dem shoot us. U kn say dis government na dictator mask himself as democrat."

"Abeg commot jor. ITS OUR RIGHT TO DEMONSTRATE". "I hear you, by the time bullet enter your head you go get sense."

"You dey fear? This has never ever happened before in the history of this GREAT COUNTRY!!!! I THOUGHT WE VOTED FOR CHANGE. WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING? I SAY WHAT DA FVCK IS HAPPENINNG?".

"But wait o. Ebi like say APC don carry us enter ONE CHANCE!!! Wayooooooo!"

"YE!!! WE DON ENTER ONE CHANCE O! I GO DIE Oooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

WHERE APC DEY CARRY US GO Ooooooooooooooooooo!!! Abeg!!! Abeg!!! I WAN DROP FOR HERE.............DRIVER, I SAY I WAN DROP............EHN...............I WAN PISS!........................ BABA BUBU DE BULALA MASTER...............I SAY I WANT S-H-I-T..................I GO S-H-I-T INSIDE YOUR BUS Oooooooooooo. MY S-H-I-T SMELL NO GET PART TWO Ooooooooooooo. BABA BUBU ............NA BEG I DEY BEG Ooooooooo. I wan DROP from your bus.

IN TRUTH NIGERIA IS REALLY MESSED UP. VOTE FOR SCRUBBING BRUSH 2019 TO CLEAN UP THIS MESS.

"Which one be SCRUBBING BRUSH again?"

"Well, another L-I-A-R!!!".

Afonjas that voted this dullaard una see your life?

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fuckbulhary:
Afonjas that voted this dullaard una see your life?

Is there any difference between GEJ and BUBU?..... They are both POLITICIANS. Meaning L-I-A-R-S.

fuckbulhary:
Afonjas that voted this dullaard una see your life?

na you dey suffer ram not us...na you love dollar over ya own sef....

it will reach 1000naira to 1dollar if you dont stop chasing it like mad...

it could even get worse.....

bantudra:


na you dey suffer ram not us...na you love dollar over ya own sef....

it will reach 1000naira to 1dollar if you dont stop chasing it like mad...

it could even get worse.....

"na you love dollar", like say if dem say make e choose between 1Naira and 1Dollar, him go choose Naira . Abeg.............

Too bad

WORDWORLD:


"na you love dollar", like say if dem say make e choose between 1Naira and 1Dollar, him go choose Naira . Abeg.............

why?..you wan dash me dollars??..

i would not say no....

am just saying i dont hunt it...

stop hunting it for a while and the rate will go down...

nigerians have the power to manipulate the rate of the dollar if they want....