Little Travis was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious . He had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the older boys , and he wondered what it was and how it was done . One day he took his question to his mother , who became rather flustered . Instead of explaining things to Travis , she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend . This he did . The following morning , travis described EVERYTHING to his mother . "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while , then he turned off most of the lights . Then he started kissing and hugging her . I figured 'Sis must be getting sick , because her face started looking funny . He must have thought so too , because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart , just the way the doctor would .Then he started have trouble finding her heart . I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath . His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt . About this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch . This was when her fever started . I knew it was a fever , because Sis told him she felt really hot. Finally , I found out what was making them so sick - a big eel had gotten inside his pants somehow . It just jumped out of his pants and stood there , about 10 inches long , honest , anyway he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away . When Sis saw it , she got really scared - her eyes got big , and her mouth fell open , and she started calling out to God and stuff like that . She said it was the biggest one she's ever seen ; I should tell her about the ones down at the lake by our house ! Anyway , Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off . All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it from biting again . Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor - lock on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel . The eel put up a hell of a fight . Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch . I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them . After a while they both quit moving and gave a great sigh . Her boyfriend got up , and sure enough , they killed the eel . I knew because it just hung there , limp , and some of its insides were hanging out . Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle , but they went back to courting anyway . He started hugging and kissing her again . By golly , the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight again . I guess eels are like cats - they have nine lives or something . This time , Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it . After about a 35 minute struggle they finally killed the eel . I knew it was dead , because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the toilet.


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