God save me 2day from this dangerous creature, maybe by now I would have been on a hospital bed... Saw this snake on my bed when I enter my room

Snake everywhere.

ok...but I don't see any bed or room

Lalasticlala right now....

Of all places to be in....

Na wa for u oh, so u want make I stay inside my room snap am before u go believe

benzene00:
ok...but I don't see any bed or room

I will need to perform some sacrifices for you, it could be that boy you left. He sent the snake but the gods protect theirs.


My daughter, see me in the shrine with:
Two cocks
Two baskets of kolanut
A keg of Enugun palm oil
Twenty tubers of yam and, ofcourse
Plenty palm wine, for the gods.



You are lucky, may the gods guide you, Jangbalu! Jangbalu!! Jangbalu!!!

tomzee2:
God save me 2day from this dangerous creature, maybe by now I would have been on a hospital bed... Saw this snake on my bed when I enter my room

Which of the house are you talking about, that upstair behind or that chanty you are standing by with the snake, i really need to invite DSS to investigate or atleast arrest the mother snake for intruding

I bet it, lalasticlala is already looking for his goggles now to confirm if its truly a snake.


Lala be dancing because its a snake thread

makelove2m:


Which of the house are you talking about, that upstair behind or that chanty you are standing by with the snake, i really need to invite DSS to investigate or atleast arrest the mother snake for intruding

lolz anyone ur mind give u

hmmmm... real meal

tomzee2:
lolz anyone ur mind give u

Snakes don't visit rich men in their mansion but, other nigerians with less

auntysimbiat:
hmmmm... real meal

EXACTLY......................................

makelove2m:


Snakes don't visit rich men in their mansion but, other nigerians with less

I never said I was from a rich family na

Lemme just join bus since I know uncle is moving this thing to fp

Pic of the snake on your bed or idontblivit



Well, I think the reason why more snakes have been killed in recent days is cos of the rain that started falling few days back. I guess it's driving the snakes from their home making the snakes look for shed hence moving towards human settlements. I stand to be corrected tho.


Pls, let's be extra careful of what goes on in our surroundings. Recession is biting hard and I guess a snake bite in addition isn't what we crave for.