[size=14pt]Jokes Section! It's time for prayers![/size] 

Drop you Prayer lines for our Honorable president here 

Here's mine:

Having got a report on the failing health and near death situation of our president, I have decided to ask you to watch over him, i pray you forgive him all his sins, and the untold hardship he has caused Nigerians since he refused to let a more capable person lead us.

I ask that you give his family the strength to overcome this trying times. I pray that if  he comes back, change his mind and let him make a heroic resignation.

I pray that the military will not have a taste of power again, I pray that you make Nigeria a stronger Nation.

If it is your will that the president comes back, I thank you.

If it is not your will that the president comes back, I remain grateful 

All these i ask, AMEN!!AMEN!!!

Are you referring to President Goodluck Jonathan or the ex President?

Looking at the way things are. . .seem like I'm referring to all of 'em

i'll rather pray 4 myself 2 b the next Presido

Then drop your lines, bad belle

paza lawd fls cause yar adua to rezign, cuss its veen long zat ive been eyeing his fosition,
in other to grab Obj and roast his arse . . . , . . . . . . , . . . . . . . . . .

grant my frayers ohh faza, cuss u know i am bery amvishios,

sank u paza, in za name of yesu i fray.

clemcykul:

paza lawd fls cause yar adua to rezign, cuss its veen long zat ive been eyeing his fosition,
in other to grab Obj and roast his arse . . . , . . . . . . , . . . . . . . . . .

grant my frayers ohh faza, cuss u know i am bery amvishios,

sank u paza, in za name of yesu i fray.

selfish winch

di ck head ur thread is not worthy of carrying my prayer lines.
and when i become the next presido dont worry ben u'll be my valet or better still
my driver

Its nat ferr, disis de president of naija we are talkin about herr

clemcykul:

paza lawd fls cause yar adua to rezign, cuss its veen long zat ive been eyeing his fosition,
in other to grab Obj and roast his arse . . . , . . . . . . , . . . . . . . . . .

grant my frayers ohh faza, cuss u know i am bery amvishios,

sank u paza, in za name of yesu i fray.

lol,
clemcy d clumsy,
u just would neva change

anyways, i would say a big AWOMEN on ur behind

a big Amen on ur behalf

aww tanks my pren, how is lipe wiz u

walahi iz veen along time . . . , . . , . . , .

u must ve enjoyn inbsween za two moulzed feaks

Some prayers indeed.!!!!!

thats cuss u both look alike

There should be a positive section for this in the Politics section. I don't joke with my country or my president

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dani1luv:

I dont Have Prayer for HIM

clemcykul:

thats cuss u both look alike

yeah, Dani can't deny it

God i thank you

for making me reasonable

*looks around for winchie*

Have you finished praying? night watch

disturb me not , . , , . , . , . cuss am in his presence

It's in His presence you can pray to His hearing how did u get to coasta rica? through ship or canoe?

i used a camel

God helped you through. . .seem like there wasn't any lion through the deserts

i killed and carried them to coasta rica as souvenirs

LORD thank u, thank u becos all the bad belle in Naija will be put to shame and the president will come back to rule again. if it be ur will for the president to die in office, let it be done, if not let the cup pass over and he continues to rule Naija will all dignicancer.

Thank u for d seven point agenda will continue to remain a dream, a dream dat many Naijarians will take to remember our president.
HOW ARE THE MIGHTY FALLEN. AMEEEEEEN
D PRESIDO WILL BE BACK BY THE SPECIAL GRACE OF GOD AND BAD BELLE WILL BE PUT TO SHAME,
BY FORCE BY FIRE

Thank you foxybone. Joke Apart, I was afraid there were no more patriots in this country.
Anyway, Y'aradua is just suppressing the heat in politics. I'm afraid of the next election of this country. Only God will save us

poor Nigerians

Poor Prayer warriors!

My heavenly Father pls heal our president completely cos he means well for our country in Jesus name Amen

hmmmm c prayer warriors

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